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Coronavirus Engineered
« on: August 16, 2020, 09:39:18 PM »
Turns out the virus was created in a lab.  It's not what you think.  It was a by product of bio-engineering for the continuation of the saurian species.  InGen scientists were using some Pacific Ocean iguanas from the radiated Bikini Atoll island chain.  This iguana DNA to fill the gaps for the 3rd generation Velociraptors resulted in a blending of certain amino acids.

I have proof.



It was an accident.  Stay healthy.  Drink plenty of fluids and at least 14 hours sleep a night.  We must not let the animals win by eating the human race when we are sick.

WHO has teams of scientists and doctors finding a cure.  Tyrannosaur Rex urine is the key.  The vaccine will be most likely be mixed with Mountain Dew or Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Stay thirsty my friends.  :cheers:



That is a set pic from next year's Jurassic World: Dominion film shooting now.  I am going on record saying one of the film's sub plots is that Covid-19 is a side effect from the weaponizing of the dinos.  Influenza was cloned some how and the dinos are making us sick. 



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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2020, 09:43:45 PM »
Dinos with laser beams on their heads  :old:
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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2020, 09:38:57 AM »
As long as it isn't sharks with fricking lasers on their heads...
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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2020, 09:49:58 AM »
Kneeeeeeee.   :D
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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2020, 10:43:49 AM »
As long as it isn't sharks with fricking lasers on their heads...

The Meg might be equipped.
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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2020, 12:55:41 PM »
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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2020, 02:43:03 PM »
its the perfect storm. it was intended as a weapon.

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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2020, 02:50:35 PM »
I love MT. DEW!!!! :banana:  :x
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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2020, 09:56:32 PM »
I love MT. DEW!!!! :banana:  :x

The shelves will be stocked with extra kick.  All natural T-Rex pee!!!!
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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2020, 11:38:16 PM »
No no no! From the Bikini Atoll you always get this guy
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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2020, 09:04:05 PM »
No no no! From the Bikini Atoll you always get this guy
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Then you will have some glow in the dark drinks.
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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2020, 09:25:33 PM »
Before the testing we had Frankie and Annette.
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2020, 10:09:01 PM »
Before the testing we had Frankie and Annette.


And happily for us, Annette aged as we aged.  She helped many young boys navigate puberty.

Such a sad end.

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Re: Coronavirus Engineered
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2020, 10:09:45 PM »
Every can laugh and joke about the virus all they want. 
I suspected it was not a natural occurence soon after the news hit.
Then someone near and dear to me went to work for a lab corporation, and they ask me when I first heard about it..........turns out said lab company posted an announcement
on their intranet back in October of last year that they were working on test kits for the new virus......
And people who had all the symptoms back in November and December and even January have been ridiculed if they say it sounds like they caught it back during that period of time.