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Offline CptTrips

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Re: Your wife's honor
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2022, 09:01:45 PM »
You will never guess who will host the Oscars in 2023.

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In my best Mike Tyson voice:

"Yeah.  Everybody has a funny joke until they get punched in the face."

Toxic, psychotic, self-aggrandizing drama queens simply aren't worth me spending my time on.

Offline zack1234

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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2022, 02:16:58 AM »
Will who?

You people :rofl
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Re: Your wife's honor
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2022, 03:15:14 AM »
He is lucky to not have been arrested.

Luck has nothing to do with it, Amerikas class system does.

Offline DmonSlyr

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« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2022, 05:54:20 AM »
Will Smith laughed at the joke until he realized his wife wasn't happy about it. Then he changed his tune real quick.

Here's a good breakdown:

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Re: Your wife's honor
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2022, 06:19:37 AM »
It is common knowledge that Will Smith and his wife Jada have practiced an open marriage. It is OK for you to have sex with her if she wants. The husband doesn't mind. But if you mention she is bald that deserves a punch in the face! I can't help but wonder what the boundaries are here if you say her Wahoo stinks is that a punishable offense? :cheers:

That's common knowledge?  Not to me, I could give 2 shts less.

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« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2022, 06:56:12 AM »
"Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me"

Guess ole fresh prince of belair grew out of that one lol

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Re: Your wife's honor
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2022, 07:43:51 AM »
George C. Scott, who was noted for his utter distaste for the entire ceremony, was nominated for his performance as General George S. Patton in the film of the same name. Scott had been nominated in 1962 for Best Supporting Actor in 'The Hustler', and had refused it then. When nominated a second time, he again refused the nomination.

Scott famously called the Oscars "a two-hour meat parade, a public display with contrived suspense for economic reasons," and sent a telegram to the Academy telling them that he'd be refusing the award, and didn't even want his name on the ballot.
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Re: Your wife's honor
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2022, 09:23:18 AM »
Conspiracy theory time. The Academy put Will Smith up to it in exchange for his best actor Oscar. About 10 ppl knew the Oscars were going on last weekend, and even fewer cared, but now everyone is talking about it. It's all about the ratings.lol

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« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2022, 10:28:46 AM »
I watched the video clip of the situation. Reall.y, you can't be on the damned internet and miss it. I really DNGAF about the actors or any show about patting themselves on the back AFAIAC the only award they need is the sale of movie tickets for their work.

I did notice that smith was laughing pretty good at the joke about gi jane ... until he looked over and saw his "wife" was pissed. THEN he got upset. Real or not I don't care. I just wish the damn thing would go away
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Re: Your wife's honor
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2022, 11:20:51 AM »
Putin is laughing at you  :rofl
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Re: Your wife's honor
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2022, 11:25:28 AM »
Conspiracy theory time. The Academy put Will Smith up to it in exchange for his best actor Oscar. About 10 ppl knew the Oscars were going on last weekend, and even fewer cared, but now everyone is talking about it. It's all about the ratings.lol

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The ratings were the second lowest in history from what I've heard.

Sorta strange how hardly anyone cares about the Oscar's anymore, yet Hollweridos continue to push their "woke" ideology like 80% of the population loves it. If so many people loved what Hollywood was doing, wouldn't they be getting all time record watchers?

Disney is now about to start pushing LGBTQ propaganda hard on in their children's movies (yes it's happening already though), but this just came out when their "all hands" meeting was leaked, how hard they are actually going to push it. When their sales drastically suffer because of it. What excuses are they going to make?

People don't like them and their garbage woke propaganda being pushed in movies. You can clearly see it with Hollywood's Oscar's ratings. The amount of research being done into Hollywood has also grown exponentially and that has turned off a lot of people.

It's unfortunate, but these people have been taken over by aliens to destroy the movie business and turn our kids gay and it shows (just kidding  ;) )
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Re: Your wife's honor
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2022, 11:59:09 AM »

He didn't learn that slap technique while training for the Muhammad Ali movie.


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Re: Your wife's honor
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2022, 12:10:22 PM »
Chris Rock had his hands behind his back..

Ole willy took a free one..

Maybe they are training for this brainless activity.. :)

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Re: Your wife's honor
« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2022, 01:44:48 PM »
A rather predictable yet still over the top reaction (by a man use to almost a lifetime of no real consequences for his actions because of his popularity and fame) to a slight about a wife that has previously and publicly humiliated him by admitting during an interview to having an affair because she felt he didn't love her enough (so of course he had to react in a big way when he saw his wife was pissed about it in order to prove to her he actually does love her); and, of course, the audience just rolled with all of it because it was one of their own "elite of the untouchable elite" committing battery against a lesser ranked elite. So shrug it off but make sure to be seen giving a standing ovation to the perpetrator 20 minutes later when he is awarded for being the most accomplished faker of the past year or else it will be you and your career that is thrown under the bus next. 

The subtext of the whole thing does a good job of illustrating why most people don't pay much (if any) attention to the shenanigans of the holywood elite anymore.
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Re: Your wife's honor
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2022, 01:01:15 PM »
When you CHOOSE to be a celebrity you choose to give up a certain amount of privacy.  When you CHOOSE to get dressed up and go to an awards show knowing full well that the host will be roasting the attendees, you smile and giggle at the joke like everyone else.