Get slapped by Will Smith on public TV, or have to spend 72 hours with Amy Schumer on ecstasy (she will try to sleep with you during those 72 hours. Repeatedly. Your wife, if you have one, will somehow not care, however, if you oblige.)
I'd personally take the slap, but only because I think it would be easier to monetize afterwards.
That's my take. Do with it what you will.