Author Topic: Cigarettes are my life  (Read 401 times)

Offline Gogolinius

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Cigarettes are my life
« on: April 13, 2022, 01:25:03 PM »
Most people curse the habit, but my cousin Jamie embraced it fully. When asked how he felt about his two pack a day addiction, he'd smile and respond: 'cigarettes are my life...' sometimes while expelling smoke from all three holes in his face.

Jamie finally lost his battle last week.

He was coming out of a 7-11 when a drunk driver hopped the curb and hit him. Died instantly. And what was Jamie buying at 7-11, you might ask?

You guessed it. Condoms for his son.

Offline zack1234

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Re: Cigarettes are my life
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2022, 02:38:07 AM »
His son not have any coin ?
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Offline Easyscor

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Re: Cigarettes are my life
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2022, 05:01:14 AM »
I think there must be(?) a joke in there somewhere but I'm just not seeing it.

Quit smoking 40+ years ago. Maybe once a year, or two, I think one might be nice. But of course I learned better long before I actually quit.

Sorry about your cousin. We all get to make choices.
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