Author Topic: General Purpose Grease  (Read 987 times)

Offline nrshida

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General Purpose Grease
« on: June 20, 2022, 03:26:38 AM »
...this morning I had to go to two hardware stores before ending up at an automotive parts store where the 19-year old lady behind the counter had to actually put down her iPhone for a minute and look on her work computer to find a tin of general purpose grease on a back shelf. All shops together had summer bicycle chain grease, winter bicycle lock lubricant (sic), special bicycle ball-bearing grease (sic), €14 for a small pot, motorcycle chain grease: 4 varieties but no general purpose grease on display.

I had half a mind to ask if they could look on the computer for a litre of blinker fluid or summer de-icer. I bet they'd have checked.  :old:
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Offline zack1234

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Re: General Purpose Grease
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2022, 06:06:06 AM »
Shida likes using lubricant  :rofl

Young people watch the masked singer.

And like Don Lemon….fact
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Offline nrshida

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Re: General Purpose Grease
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2022, 06:16:29 AM »
No one likes a dry ballrace  :old:
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Re: General Purpose Grease
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2022, 06:20:26 AM »
Degenerate  :rofl

Keep your lifestyle choices to yourself  :rofl
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Offline nrshida

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Re: General Purpose Grease
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2022, 06:22:00 AM »
Degenerate  :rofl

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I am. Fixing your own car seems to be considered perversion now.

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Re: General Purpose Grease
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2022, 06:28:37 AM »
:rofl

I am. Fixing your own car
seems to be considered perversion now.

The average American cannot change a spark plug.

They bend the knee for criminals though..,fact

You lot declared war on Russia yet for invading your best friend the Ukraine.

CNN is your news source :rofl

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Offline Vulcan

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Re: General Purpose Grease
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2022, 11:23:01 PM »
Shida likes using lubricant  :rofl

Only the best for QE2.

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Re: General Purpose Grease
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2022, 12:28:14 AM »
...this morning I had to go to two hardware stores before ending up at an automotive parts store where the 19-year old lady behind the counter had to actually put down her iPhone for a minute and look on her work computer to find a tin of general purpose grease on a back shelf. All shops together had summer bicycle chain grease, winter bicycle lock lubricant (sic), special bicycle ball-bearing grease (sic), €14 for a small pot, motorcycle chain grease: 4 varieties but no general purpose grease on display.

I had half a mind to ask if they could look on the computer for a litre of blinker fluid or summer de-icer. I bet they'd have checked.  :old:

been looking for blinker fluid, fount the best cost effective alternative is beer and well you get the rest.


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Offline LCADolby

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Re: General Purpose Grease
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2022, 06:05:10 AM »
Bet they had Elbow Grease in the back  :old:
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