Author Topic: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen  (Read 609 times)

Offline Mano

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2108
Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« on: June 20, 2022, 03:28:20 PM »
Every so often a bird poop lands on your windscreen ala Jonathan Livingston Seagull,. The poop should block a significant portion of your screen.

It should happen more frequently to the players that get muted often.
This would be part of the new incentive plan to be nice on 200 and make it easier for the Mods.

Do something similar for GV'er's and Buff Pilots to be fair. A GV'er would have a tomato thrown at him occasionally or have smoke surround his vehicle for a limited time.
The same for PTBoats.

 :salute
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

Offline Tig

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 342
Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2022, 04:36:33 PM »
That..... is actually brilliant!  :x
Turn n' Burn!

Offline Mongoose

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1537
      • Kentwood Station
Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2022, 07:45:20 AM »
Tuning to 200 often has similar effects.
My Aces High fan site:
www.kentwoodstation.com

Offline Robbler

  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 37
Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2022, 10:28:58 PM »
this would not only be cool, but its also incredibly funny.
The man of many names

Offline Eagler

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 16414
Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2022, 08:40:12 AM »
Could vary from seagull to pelican poop for more extreme visual blockage :)

Eagler
Intel Core i7-13700KF | GIGABYTE Z790 AORUS Elite AX | 64GB G.Skill DDR5 | EVGA GeForce RTX 3070 Ti FTW3 | Vive Pro | Warthog stick | TM1600 throttle | CH products pro pedals

Offline wrench

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 280
Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2022, 06:28:58 AM »
If you had your PTI (Pelican Turd Inspector) license, you'd know that pelican poop is mostly round balls that might crack your windscreen!  :old:  :noid  :cheers:
Leave that thing alone!
Relax said the Knight, man, we are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Offline GasTeddy

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 224
Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2022, 05:14:51 PM »
If you had your PTI (Pelican Turd Inspector) license, you'd know that pelican poop is mostly round balls that might crack your windscreen!  :old:  :noid  :cheers:

I propose use of flying cows for that purpose.
Bite my shiny metal donkey.

Offline LNG15

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 332
    • Twitch: Twitch Feed
Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2022, 05:37:38 PM »
Nah my proposal would win out. Have flying penguins or chickens fly by when you don't expect it or even a flying Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk in front of your aircraft.
Be Prepared To "Get Lanced!"

Offline Mano

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2108
Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2022, 08:58:49 PM »
Warning.

Graphic detail below.


.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.




.

.

.
.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

Offline Mano

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2108
Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2022, 03:07:15 PM »
.and my buddy Scotty deserves lots of poops on his wind screen  :rofl


 :salute
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)