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Offline Mano

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Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« on: June 20, 2022, 03:28:20 PM »
Every so often a bird poop lands on your windscreen ala Jonathan Livingston Seagull,. The poop should block a significant portion of your screen.

It should happen more frequently to the players that get muted often.
This would be part of the new incentive plan to be nice on 200 and make it easier for the Mods.

Do something similar for GV'er's and Buff Pilots to be fair. A GV'er would have a tomato thrown at him occasionally or have smoke surround his vehicle for a limited time.
The same for PTBoats.

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Offline Tig

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Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2022, 04:36:33 PM »
That..... is actually brilliant!  :x
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Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2022, 07:45:20 AM »
Tuning to 200 often has similar effects.
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Offline Robbler

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Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2022, 10:28:58 PM »
this would not only be cool, but its also incredibly funny.
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Offline Eagler

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Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2022, 08:40:12 AM »
Could vary from seagull to pelican poop for more extreme visual blockage :)

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Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2022, 06:28:58 AM »
If you had your PTI (Pelican Turd Inspector) license, you'd know that pelican poop is mostly round balls that might crack your windscreen!  :old:  :noid  :cheers:
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Offline GasTeddy

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Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2022, 05:14:51 PM »
Quote from: wrench on June 23, 2022, 06:28:58 AM
If you had your PTI (Pelican Turd Inspector) license, you'd know that pelican poop is mostly round balls that might crack your windscreen!  :old:  :noid  :cheers:

I propose use of flying cows for that purpose.
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Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2022, 05:37:38 PM »
Nah my proposal would win out. Have flying penguins or chickens fly by when you don't expect it or even a flying Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk in front of your aircraft.
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Offline Mano

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Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2022, 08:58:49 PM »
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Offline Mano

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Re: Random Bird Poops on the Windscreen
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2022, 03:07:15 PM »
…….and my buddy Scotty deserves lots of poops on his wind screen  :rofl


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