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Offline guncrasher

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drain cleaner
« on: July 18, 2022, 01:12:35 PM »
whoever invented the draino to clean your colon. can someone find who did, I would like to have a word with him.

gonna exceed my water quota in this dry season in 20 minutes.

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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2022, 01:15:51 PM »
I hope you feel better soon. Make sure you do drink a lot of water though you don't want to be dehydrated.
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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2022, 01:19:47 PM »
Quote from: -gg- on July 18, 2022, 01:15:51 PM
I hope you feel better soon. Make sure you do drink a lot of water though you don't want to be dehydrated.

kiss my azz, I'm gonna mix that crap with tequila and ice.  ice is water.

my buttt is already sore and not in a good way.  should have gotten Charmin and some blow.


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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2022, 02:18:49 PM »
Well if you ever invite me to your bar I'm going to kick your azz...at darts or pool. Lol
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2022, 02:45:01 PM »
Quote from: -gg- on July 18, 2022, 02:18:49 PM
Well if you ever invite me to your bar I'm going to kick your azz...at darts or pool. Lol

you got blow  :rofl :rofl and charming


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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2022, 04:39:07 PM »
somebody is gonna die, just got a call my anal probe was rescheduled till Friday. that should be justified  homicide. been sitting in a toilet  for hours.


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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2022, 04:54:22 PM »
Quote from: guncrasher on July 18, 2022, 04:39:07 PM
somebody is gonna die, just got a call my anal probe was rescheduled till Friday. that should be justified  homicide. been sitting in a toilet  for hours.


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That's just wrong.  :mad:
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Offline Volron

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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2022, 05:04:43 PM »
Ah, gool ol "Red Bull".  Seriously, that stuff tasted like Red Bull to me.  bleh
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Offline Chris79

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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2022, 05:10:51 PM »
I think sodium hydroxide is supposed to be directly injected into your blood stream.
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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2022, 05:15:23 PM »
Quote from: Chris79 on July 18, 2022, 05:10:51 PM
I think sodium hydroxide is supposed to be directly injected into your blood stream.

I need some blow to ease  the fire in my azz.

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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2022, 05:47:54 PM »
Quote from: guncrasher on July 18, 2022, 05:15:23 PM
I need some blow to ease  the fire in my azz.

semp

Have you tried soaking your a55 in cool water?  It helped a little for me.

EDIT: :rofl  "donut"
« Last Edit: July 18, 2022, 05:50:29 PM by Volron »
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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2022, 06:45:38 PM »
Inquiring minds want to know...what is a good way for your amazinhunk to hurt? Never mind, I don't want to know lol.
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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2022, 06:48:46 PM »
No sensitivity here. Just extreme gas ( think explosive expulsion) and a couple of days of residual running to the head.
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2022, 07:03:23 PM »
Quote from: Estes on July 18, 2022, 06:45:38 PM
Inquiring minds want to know...what is a good way for your amazinhunk to hurt? Never mind, I don't want to know lol.

99 cent toilet paper.


semp

starters go fundme sure for charming


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Offline JimmyD3

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Re: drain cleaner
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2022, 07:28:26 PM »
I feel for you Semp....

https://youtu.be/nvrzUngEQRw

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