drain cleaner

[MiloMorai]

99 cent toilet paper.


semp

starters go fundme sure for charming


zemp

https://www.bestproductscanada.com/bidet-sprayer?targetid=dat-2336599648223495:loc-32&matchtype=b&device=c&campaignid=424048037&creative=&adgroupid=1356798644120184&feeditemid=&loc_physical_ms=5302&loc_interest_ms=&network=o&devicemodel=&placement=&keyword=$diy-tools_products_kitchen-bath-fixtures_0-200_standard&target=&adposition=&trackid=ca_all_top_bing&mId=H149003CQN&msclkid=0cf43d44de601170b66c5f91221c96b8

[Arlo]

[-gg-]

Okay Semp - get your crap cleaned up and invite me to your bar while we're still young. What about this weekend?

It's not gonna be a big deal. I'm just gonna show up - looking pretty hot (can't help that) and then you're gonna get your donut kicked at darts over a beer. I'll buy. I hope they have margaritas for me though.

Then I'm gonna go home and polish my Trump statue.

[MiloMorai]

Why do you want to polish turds?

[Arlo]

Then I'm gonna go home and polish my Trump statue.

Is that what they're calling it now? 

[-gg-]

Why do you want to polish turds?

awww....  and we were getting along so well!

 

[Arlo]

awww....  and we were getting along so well!

 

Are you not getting along since you brought up your sumpin' sumpin'? 

[-gg-]

Here's how it will go down, Semp.

I'll pull up to your dusty watering hole and kick the doors open. I'll stand in the doorway as the sun shines from behind me while the doors slowly close.

I'll narrow my eyes and scan the joint. Then I'll make my way to the bar. All eyes will be upon me. "who is that hot, sexy, intelligent, charming woman??" they will think. I'll just nod and order my sarsaparilla.

When I am damn good and ready, you may approach me and introduce yourself.

[RotBaron]

Sounds like you weren’t told how much fun bowel prep is.

Could be multiple reasons for that I suppose, like you know people that it wasn’t too big a deal for…part of it is which lax was prescribed.  “GoLytely” is anything but “lytely” for moi.

For some it’s not a huge deal and for others it’s enough to make them never want to again. I’m more in the latter here, I had two done in a year..

The air, as mentioned could be another fun time afterwards. 

[Shuffler]

whoever invented the draino to clean your colon. can someone find who did, I would like to have a word with him.

gonna exceed my water quota in this dry season in 20 minutes.

semp

Are you using the old style gallon or the new style quart?

[guncrasher]

Are you using the old style gallon or the new style quart?

actually pills.


aemp

[Shuffler]

actually pills.


aemp

Really..... I did not know there were just pills. Obviously even newer than what I was referring to.

[guncrasher]

Really..... I did not know there were just pills. Obviously even newer than what I was referring to.

total of 24. you take 12 at time, not exactly super tasty. they're called sutab. I tried taking the first 12 3 at a time,  spit them out into the water cup.


I gotta do it all over again Thursday.  oh joy.


semp

[Eagler]

Have done its several times..no biggie

The propofol actually provides a most restful sleep - the MJ sleep juice

The tooting in recovery from the air they blow up there to see is hilarious

Eagler

[Shuffler]

total of 24. you take 12 at time, not exactly super tasty. they're called sutab. I tried taking the first 12 3 at a time,  spit them out into the water cup.


I gotta do it all over again Thursday.  oh joy.


semp

I guess no matter how you have to take it.... it doesn't make it much better to deal with. Good luck. Hope everything comes out all right... well umm I mean I hope they do not find anything and you are in the clear.

Have done its several times..no biggie

The propofol actually provides a most restful sleep - the MJ sleep juice

The tooting in recovery from the air they blow up there to see is hilarious

Eagler

I wake up and catch the nurses comparing tents.