How many of you have planned your funeral?

[-gg-]

I've planned my funeral and plot down to the last detail.

I'm going to have a white marble bench in front of reflecting pond with a white marble bottom and my name, along with a poem engraved and embossed with gold leaf.

I will also have an interactive, solar powered media area embedded into a marble and granite pillar. At night, if anyone approaches - a 3d hologram of me will appear and I will be moonwalking and singing show tunes.

There will be charging stations for people to charge phones and media devices.

Pretty humble.

[guncrasher]

don't buy guaranteed acceptance policies. we used to make a lot of money on those.


semp

[GasTeddy]

You idjits haven't gotten a thread locked week, WHAT is the problem?

We are still alive, that's why...