Jaeger - Eagler "vulched" you, not me

[Shane]

Gentlemen can we just settle this nonsense here and agree that you all have small dicks.

Just passing time to see if/how Jaeger responds since I told him I was posting about Eagler being the "vulch" that set him off on me with those allegations.

It took me a bit to figure out why Jaeger jumped on my ankle - at the time I thought maybe it was a proxy of sorts as I was engaged against a plane Jaeger doesn't normally fly. That's why I told him to check his film as I was nowhere near his base.  Jaeger then went off on me for a good 10 mins with his bs.



Skyyr saw an opportunity to ego vulch Eagler in this thread and ended up getting  from me.   
Banshee missed his pick and is still extending from this thread, apparently. 

[Skyyr]

Thanks for the fight this weekend Shane. May wanna work on those reversals.

This was #29. 29 - 10

https://youtu.be/ctno3CcAD0M

[Shane]

Thanks for the fight this weekend Shane. May wanna work on those reversals.

 

Nah, bruh, you know compared to the ones you generally encounter that I'm more than capable of dealing with you - I just can't be bothered to.

And that bothers you.

Imagine if my aim (or even motivation) was at the place it used to be - you'd be towering more than you have. And I don't even need to do weebzy things like toggling engine, dropping gear, or ho/rammming to  you. 

Still hilarious how you claim a win as you go down missing your wing. Not once, but at least twice!  (kind of sure there may be another one or two.) 

You seem to collide alot.  TA time might help - fly opposite direction from the drones and play chicken with them.

Film #1  Cute how you waited until I died to bail from your wingless spit and then bragged your kill count thingy.   

Film #2  5 second clip (I need to find the original.)  Also claiming a "win" on your counting thingy despite being on fire.   

I know how good I am and you're not as good as you think you are. 

[Skyyr]

 

Nah, bruh, you know compared to the ones you generally encounter that I'm more than capable of dealing with you - I just can't be bothered to.

And that bothers you.

Imagine if my aim (or even motivation) was at the place it used to be - you'd be towering more than you have. And I don't even need to do weebzy things like toggling engine, dropping gear, or ho/rammming to  you. 

Still hilarious how you claim a win as you go down missing your wing. Not once, but at least twice!  (kind of sure there may be another one or two.) 

You seem to collide alot.  TA time might help - fly opposite direction from the drones and play chicken with them.

Film #1  Cute how you waited until I died to bail from your wingless spit and then bragged your kill count thingy.   

Film #2  5 second clip (I need to find the original.)  Also claiming a "win" on your counting thingy despite being on fire.   

I know how good I am and you're not as good as you think you are. 

Translation: "I used to be good."

Remember to take your insulin.

29 - 10

[Shane]

Translation: "I used to be good. " Remember to take your insulin.
29 - 10

Good enough to kill you twice in one sortie with the second while you were actively hunting me.  Scoober2 really let you down.   

Don't think you've ever managed twice in one sortie on me.  Twice in one sortie! Just me and you (and Scoober2, too)!    ( )

And I wasn't even trying! I was toying! You're pretty easy to lead around on a leash from either my 6 or 12.

TA time to work on your collision avoidance and twisty turny hot watermelon pilot stuff is my protip for you.  Why TA? Saves time reupping.

[Skyyr]

I suck so I'm going to deflect from my 29 losses

29 - 10 brah

Better luck next time.

[Shane]

29 - 10 brah

Better luck next time.

Why do I need luck when I've let you go missing parts? My ego doesn't need a kill message to confirm I owned you. The "count" is way closer than you care to admit which is why it's sitting on your sigline - it's too close for you to feel comfortable in claiming any ownage. I'm sorry I can't be bothered to provide you with the challenge you're craving. Your bait is weaksauce. 

Your ego blinds you to the manipulation you're experiencing.     Mine allows me experience in knowing which of your strings to pull (when I can be bothered.)   

So many memories of squeektoys thru the years in these virtual skies. Your squeeking is bumping you up the list - you might even reach midway status! Don't get excited, he was middling at most. But goals! You do you!

[Skyyr]

Why do I need luck when I've let you go missing parts? My ego doesn't need a kill message to confirm I owned you. The "count" is way closer than you care to admit which is why it's sitting on your sigline - it's too close for you to feel comfortable in claiming any ownage. I'm sorry I can't be bothered to provide you with the challenge you're craving. Your bait is weaksauce. 

Your ego blinds you to the manipulation you're experiencing.     Mine allows me experience in knowing which of your strings to pull (when I can be bothered.)   

So many memories of squeektoys thru the years in these virtual skies. Your squeeking is bumping you up the list - you might even reach midway status! Don't get excited, he was middling at most. But goals! You do you!

If you actually believed your own words, you wouldn't type literal paragraphs and essays in response to half sentences.

29 - 10 lol

[Shane]

If you actually believed your own words, you wouldn't type literal paragraphs and essays in response to half sentences.

29 - 10 lol

Nothing for either of us to believe. Keep begging, tho'

I mean I've been giving you tips and having to explain why you might benefit from them. That ego - it blinds you in several ways (but might explain all the ho/rams you seem to be involved in.)    

But to be fair to you, you don't get enough credit for your generosity in giving out proxies as long as your ego got its fix. 

[Animl-AW]

Look Skycryer will HO, will pick someone already in a fight, use toys to win, and then brag like a disturbed child. Toxic poison to the game. just gamg, pick and HO him. You have to play by his rules, dirty.. NEVER DA him, deprive him of that too.

There’s a reason he doesn’t post films

Just play dirty before he plays dirty with you.

Without his toys he, only good at 15k with speed, like anyone else.


I’m sure squeak toy say childish things to this. FE
Stop toying with this dweeb

[Eagler]

The fact that one would know stats against each player is sorta disturbing in itself...

Keeps him off rooftops or wandering around with a rangefinder I guess...

Eagler

[Animl-AW]

Nothing for either of us to believe. Keep begging, tho'

I mean I've been giving you tips and having to explain why you might benefit from them. That ego - it blinds you in several ways (but might explain all the ho/rams you seem to be involved in.)    

But to be fair to you, you don't get enough credit for your generosity in giving out proxies as long as your ego got its fix. 

Don’t even reply to him, here nor 200, don’t give him his idiotic voice. Just the fact he knows you read it gives him some form of sick jolly. Don’t give him any voice.

The sooner he is gone the sooner we get 15-20 players back who left because of him.

[Skyyr]

Without his toys he, only good at 15k with speed, like anyone else.

Nah, this dude couldn't even get a kill starting on my 6. Maybe you know him.

So much for that theory lolol

https://youtu.be/8whuyoLEpa0

[Animl-AW]

Are you ready?

[captain1ma]

I'll leave this so jaeger1 can see how mistaken he was in his claim that I vulched him a second time.

30 seconds:  Eagler (G2) is on Jaeger's(Hurri2) six.  I'm a good 4k away. 
40-43 seconds:  Jaeger was close to his own base and Eagler took off his wing.  Ack was not firing yet that my film picked up.
43 - 51 seconds: As Jaeger's Hurri was floating down, AKBaloo was on Eagler's six. He was missing.
52 seconds: Eagler augers in his evasives, AKBaloo got the kill on Eagler.
56 seconds: Jaeger's Hurri2 finally crashed, I get a kill.

Why I got a kill when I was 4k away? My film starts at an air launch, so I must've gotten hits on Jaeger in the previous sortie and due to internet/server reasons and since Eagler died before Jaeger went in, the kill defaulted to me.

1:13 - Jaeger starts going in on me (the screenshot) - completely mistaken in his assertion I vulched him there when it was Eagler.
1:36 - He adds on.
2:12 - I respond to Jaeger's erroneous assertion.

I would normally have walked him back with what I thought happened in that moment, but the way he latched on my ankle made me shake it and here we are.

If you come at me, get your facts straight. Go check your film, if you don't film, start.

Jaeger (or anyone) if you have any accusations about me, let me know about them in the moment instead of whatever it was you were trying to do. I won't even go into what other claims Jaeger was making over the next 15 minutes simply because of the way he kept doubling down on his mistaken perception.

Screen shot @1:36

film is 2:14

Jaeger was wrong. Period.

shane, if thats the case, i stand corrected, but you got the kill not eagler, therefore i assumed it was you. i apologize. i was wrong. its not beneath me to admit when im wrong. but you'll notice, you got the kill so you can hardly blame me!!