I have reported Bruv's outrage on the Zack-phone. Even though Zack has a laminated copy of Bruv's picture in the outside lav, there are limits! 
What's this "lav" you talk about? Is that a loo?
Alright. I promise this to Zack. If he shows up here, I will purchase for him one meat pie. And I promise I will no longer show any pictures of American yellow mustard.
And --
If he flies in our upcoming October scenario -- which you, Bruv, and Zack should fly in, because it features fine British aircraft, such as the glamourous Supermarine Spitfire, the dashing Hawker Typhoon, and the wooden wonder itself, the De Havilland Mosquito, as well as the half-British/half-American (like Sir Winston Churchill) Mustang III vs. them guys what are called the "Narzis" -- I will buy him another pie.
That's the potential for two pies.
Zack, get in here while the getting's good!
