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Online AKKuya

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I Beat My Record
« on: Today at 01:02:17 PM »
Since the 1990s, I've only put away 1 salad and 12 slices of pizza from the Pizza Hut buffet.  No end crusts.

Today.  1 salad and 17 slices of pizza.


I'll be taking a nap later.  :old:
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Offline Getback

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Re: I Beat My Record
« Reply #1 on: Today at 01:30:28 PM »
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Offline CptTrips

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Re: I Beat My Record
« Reply #2 on: Today at 01:40:48 PM »
Toxic, psychotic, self-aggrandizing drama queens simply aren't worth me spending my time on.

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Re: I Beat My Record
« Reply #3 on: Today at 01:48:22 PM »
Pizza Hut salad bar hits different.
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Re: I Beat My Record
« Reply #4 on: Today at 02:10:12 PM »
Is the Pizza Hut secret ingredient crack?

I might be able to down 17 slices over a weekend. But in one sitting? Yipes!
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: I Beat My Record
« Reply #5 on: Today at 05:43:15 PM »
It is all you can eat buffet, not you eat all buffet
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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Re: I Beat My Record
« Reply #6 on: Today at 05:58:51 PM »
"I haven't seen Berlin yet, from the ground or the air, and I plan on doing both, BEFORE the war is over."

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Re: I Beat My Record
« Reply #7 on: Today at 06:05:22 PM »
In the eighties, working 14-16 hours days, and playing sports or racing all weekend, I used to occasionally hit the Pizza Inn all you can eat buffet, and have around 20-22 slices of pizza, and a pitcher of iced tea. Of course, I'd been working since 6:00 AM, and would work until 8:00.

Of course I could also drink copious quantities of alcoholic beverages all weekend as well. We had a company softball team that we regularly made at least mid state playoffs, so that's one reason I stayed in shape, I practiced 2-3 times a week minimum, and we played 3-5 games a week. I only needed about 5-6 hours of sleep weekdays, less on weekends.

I paid for it in my forties and fifties, struggling to keep my weight down, and stay in decent shape.
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