MAG-33
Typhoons out of A40.
Operation Balls up Where to start, blimey......we launched 3 flights of Typhoons from A40, Ripsnort leading the 2nd, Swoop leading 1st and 3rd being made up of stragglers who cant take off without a drama. 2nd was to dump ord and act as CAP, however 1st flight was delayed by 1min in mission planner, 2nd flight launched 1st and CO of 1st flight figured he was CO of 2nd flight. Ahem. Soooo, some tiffs (me) dumped ord when they shouldnt have. However, some of the 1st flight (who we're the 2nd flight) kept ord and so did the 3rd flight (on 1st flight in planner) who we sposed to dump and grab. Anyone else confused yet?.....cos I've gone crosseyed.
As the 2nd flight to launch (the 1st flight) was behind and above the 2nd flight (1st one to roll) we lost sight of them. Now thanks to blurry maps and Ripsnort getting a bit old these days, location of.....the other flight was given as 7,11........which was over my left shoulder. um.....? We finally established it was 8,10 really but we'd completely lost sight of each other. Electing to meet up at A20.
Big engagement over A20 - A19 area. Several 109s engaged and shot down (exact figures comin.....), A20 bombed and we all RTBd to A40 to rearm.
We all formed up on the runway after rearm, Ripsnort then gave the countdown to roll.....hit enter one time too many and jumped outta his plane. :-/
Off we go again to A20 with Vulcan keeping a high cap and observing the LW hit on P39 area. A20 was hit hard again by 1000lbers, damage observed from a downed pilot was total. We had con reports over A17 so we all converged there. A large engagement followed with JU88s and 190s. Several 190s claimed, some JU88s. I saw some of ours chasing after JU88s, Vulcan definately claimed a few (again, exact figures comin).
RTBd again to A40, figured we had just enough time to re-arm and hit somewhere else.
However, out of 7 Tiffs that RTBd to re-arm:
1 (BlckMgk) had to leave due to real life.
1 (Swat) had taken aileron damage (and in a tiff thats serious) and elected not to re-engage.
1 (Me) Had his undercarriage shot out from under him on the runway by another tiff (Hamish) during a "technical malfunction".
1 (Hamish) did a "Ripsnort" while explaining and bailed 6k from the field, shortly after takeoff.
1 (Razor) augered while performing acrobatics to entertain a downed pilot (Sundog) stood in A20s tower.
Then a further incident then followed. While walking back to the tower, Hamish struck up a conversation with Swat, who decided to take off and run a fly by over Hamish......the radio conversation went thusly:
Swoop: Swat, you straff him and it's a courtmartial ya know....
Swoop: then again......he just shot me down
Swoop: Ok, it's a Silver Star, not a courtmartial.
Various: lol.
Swoop: Swat, I wasnt serious, cease fire.
Swat: MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Swoop: I dont believe you swat.
Swoop: you total smeg head
Swoop: In fact, I'll go as far as saying: Goit.
Swat: Um, sorry.
Hamish: Why am I in the tower? :-/
Swoop: Hamish, next time ya wanna test guns on the runway.....
Swoop: -----> *points at swat*
Vulcan was last seen orbiting A14 issuing challenges over ch1 to the LW with cries of "190 pilots are big tampons". Apparently he forgets MAG-33 is flying em tomorrow......
Never had so much fun in my life. I swear someone switched the oxygen for laughing gas.