Author Topic: Beer Nuts Cashews (Read 596 times)

funkedup · « **on:** February 09, 2002, 03:23:36 PM »

My God they have invented the perfect food. Salty, crunchy, fat, and sweet, all in one package. It's up there with bacon and wings.

Gadfly · « **Reply #1 on:** February 09, 2002, 11:55:06 PM »

Sorry Funked, the perfect food is a dead heat between Chilie con queso with good chips and real nachos. That is, one chip, one piece of cheese and one japaleno. None of the pile-on-crap like you get at most places.

Raubvogel · « **Reply #2 on:** February 09, 2002, 11:58:28 PM »

Bzzzt.....you're both wrong. The perfect food is Salt and Vinegar Pork Rinds

Tac · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2002, 12:05:05 AM »

Raw salmon and tuna with soy and a little beer.

Its SO good you even skip the one process in which you can screw up such a meal : cooking it.

Gadfly · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2002, 12:21:57 AM »

Throw a lil Wasabi on that tuna and we can argue.

SirLoin · « **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2002, 12:45:17 AM »

......Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Raw Rattlesnake filet and moonshine..."Stoke that campfire,will ya Ned?"

funkedup · « **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2002, 12:50:23 AM »

You guys are weird.

Dune · « **Reply #7 on:** February 10, 2002, 03:28:37 PM »

biscuits with Jimmy Dean sausage gravy.

1776 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2002, 04:05:18 PM »

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Originally posted by Dune
biscuits with Jimmy Dean sausage gravy.

This guy has FDB potential:)

funkedup · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2002, 04:18:48 PM »

Now yer talkin Dune. There's one thing I miss about living in the midwest.

gavor · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2002, 05:07:13 PM »

Wrongo!

The perfect food is anything you manage to cook at 1am while roundly drunk. Extra points scored for using the deep fryer. Double score if not injured at the end.

funkedup · « **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2002, 05:24:17 PM »

Gavor have you considered enlisting in the FDBs?

gavor · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2002, 05:38:11 PM »

Heh. Well I have beer padding and I like beer and I know all the drinking rules. But i think the 412th would get upset if i bailed

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Superfly · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2002, 08:27:31 AM »

I gotta go with Bentley wings and a pitcher of beer at Hooters.

Airscrew · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2002, 10:50:27 AM »

The perfect food is anything you manage to cook at 1am while roundly drunk. Extra points scored for using the deep fryer. Double score if not injured at the end. gavor.

Gavor, when I was younger I would have agreed with you but now I believe the perfect foods are ones that do not require cooking or assembly (sandwiches) and at the least can be eaten cold.
Pizza, fried chicken, bean dip, wings, ribs, and leftover cheeseburgers in the back seat of your car are just a few things that come to mind. Extra points if you can eat it and not get food poisining.
Airscrew