Speaking of dead horses....

[dtango]

From Net Ready by Amir Hartman & John Sifonis on breathing life into dead horses....

What do you do with a dead horse?

• Change riders.
• Buy a stronger whip.
• Harness several dead horses together for increased speed.
• Emulate the best practices of companies riding dead horses.
• Outsource the ridership of the dead horse.
• Affirm that "This is the way we have always ridden this horse".
• Change the requirements, declaring that "This horse is not dead."
• Perform a cost analysis to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
• Promote the dead horse to a management position.
• Have the lawyers bring suit against the horse manufacturer.
• Put out a news release that, in the unlikely event the horse is dead, it was dead before it ever came to the company.

[dtango]

No one thought this was funny?       Oh well.  Maybe I should have posted it with Urchin's thread.  His title got me thinking.  Was ROFL the first time I ran across this.  Perhaps appeals more to us Dilbert types or something.

[Urchin]

naw, DT, I laughed when I read it.  I thought it was pretty funny, but I didn't have anything to say about it.

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