Young Fester came down to breakfast. His mother wondered, had he had done his chores? "Not yet," he told her, sliding up to the table. "Well, no breakfast 'til you do your chores." Said ma shooing him out of the kitchen.
Fester was pissed.
He went to feed the chickens, and he booted a hen. He went to feed the cows, and he booted a cow. He went to slop the pigs, and booted a sow. Then he stomped back in for breakfast. His mother set before him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon. and mama why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well, Fester dear" his mother says, "I saw you kick that chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week. And for booting the cow you don't get no milk for a week." Mother turned back to the sink humming and Fester pouted silently over his breakfast.
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicked the cat as he walked into the kitchen. Fester looked up at his mother with a smile, "You wanna tell him, or can I?
