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Commuter liner wusses out during game of "chicken" with golf chart and back hoe! Pilot exclaims "I was getting gang-banged and there's no way I was gonna take a head-on pass! When asked why the canel was chosen for the run, the pilot exclaimed "They called be a runstang! I was hoping ground control wouldn't see me as I took my revenge." Fire fighter heard mentioning "huh uh huh uh huh, coool". See page 4B for the whole story.