... It's been far too long for us to... to h-have gone unnoticed for Whine of the Week. I feel like I've opened the door for everyone else at HTC. Halle Berry's got nothin' on me! First of all, I'd like to thank God. Word up big man...
I'd like to thank all those who made it possible for me to win this prestigious award: Rude, Creamo, Funked Up, Mitsu, the FDB's, my family, especially my mom.... um... my agent, Hitech Creations, my cat, my car
Hey I'm not done you bastards! I'll get your freakin' accounts locked!
Let's see, where was I? Oh yeah...my landlord, George W. Bush, the State of Texas, the United States, the Three Stoog...
(edited cause I don't know how to spell Halle Berry. I just know how to look at her.)