Author Topic: Kurt Tank Invented... (Read 477 times)

Hangtime · « **on:** May 28, 2002, 01:04:03 AM »

... GAY.

Yes, Off Topic. So shoot me.. but first, check out the other intresting things I've heard this exeptional, gaily gifted and prolific designer has invented..

seat warmers
ball massagers for tutonic fighter seats
gay marriges
(the russian patent for the ejection seat was swiped from kurts first male wife, some gay named lavochkin)
the internet
leather cod pieces as relief tubes
the 'bremen ball strangler' swimsuit
zod's sex wax
and waffles (yup; the russains hold the sliced bread patent)

gawd, i suppose there's gotta be more..

anybody else?

Animal · « **Reply #1 on:** May 28, 2002, 01:26:25 AM »

Kurt Tank invented:

Democracy
Love
The 69 position
Happy Hours
Buffallo wings
Airplanes
Religion
Telegraph
the Internet

loser · « **Reply #2 on:** May 28, 2002, 01:44:50 AM »

vibrating anal beads.....where else would lazs get them from?

Beefcake · « **Reply #3 on:** May 28, 2002, 03:02:56 AM »

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vibrating anal beads.....where else would lazs get them from?

BUG_EAF322 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 28, 2002, 07:14:55 AM »

Kurt Tank a genius ?
That was Ferdinand Porsche

deSelys · « **Reply #5 on:** May 28, 2002, 07:51:28 AM »

Nah....Kurt Tank invented Ferdinand Porsche.

robsan · « **Reply #6 on:** May 28, 2002, 08:08:19 AM »

Breaking News!

Scientists now have erm, hard evidence, that although Kurt Tank invented, amoungst other things, the Internet, the phrase "off Topic", and "Hangtime" ...

... it was actually this Man:

who invented GAY

Octavius · « **Reply #7 on:** May 28, 2002, 10:44:54 AM »

pants... he invented pants!

Hangtime · « **Reply #8 on:** May 28, 2002, 10:51:42 AM »

He invented SHORT LEATHER pants. The next week he introduced the vibrating anal beads accompanied by crotchless leather panties

There was some discussion in the arena regarding the invention of the internet... someone pointed out Al Gore invented the internet. Fact is, Kurt Tank porked Al's mom in a heterosexualy confused fit (she looked like a man, barked like a dog and peed like a woman..) and therefore, Kurt invented Al Gore, and thus holds a thin claim on the invention of the internet.

BUG_EAF322 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2002, 12:49:01 PM »

Kurt Tank has left the building

Otto · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2002, 12:53:00 PM »

That Kurt was some guy (or whatever)...

wklink · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2002, 12:53:55 PM »

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Originally posted by robsan
Breaking News!

Scientists now have erm, hard evidence, that although Kurt Tank invented, amoungst other things, the Internet, the phrase "off Topic", and "Hangtime" ...

... it was actually this Man:

who invented GAY

Oh, he invented Al Gore? I wondered who made that robot.

vorticon · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2002, 12:57:53 PM »

i could have sworn HANDTIME invented GAY MUHAHAHHAHAHAH

he invented these annoying smilie things:)

Furious · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2002, 01:38:54 PM »

Kurt Tank was a founding member of the FDB's.

He actually invented all of its current members.

F.

I kinda feel sorry for KT. Little did he know that his inventing the earth and the entire known universe would cause such disdain and ridicule on our BBS.

MrLars · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2002, 01:48:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Furious
Kurt Tank was a fondling member of the FDB's.

He actually invented all of its current members.

With a habit like that I can see why he had to create his own friends