Author Topic: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers (Read 458 times)

Viper17 · « **on:** June 04, 2002, 04:30:54 PM »

As I was siting here a bag of Pepermint Lifesavers was siting on the table. Well my sisters cat walked over and started to snif at them. To make a long story short the cat is buzzed and is eating paper. I wondered if Pepermint is a drug to cats. Hmm my sisters cat is roaling all over the ground and screaming like she's in heat. But she is spayed. HELP

Hangtime · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2002, 05:00:43 PM »

Help?

you need help screwin yer sisters cat????

Help I can't give... advice, yes; that I have.

...get the cat declawed, too.

...first!

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2002, 05:03:19 PM »

Those scars still haven't healed hangtime?

Hangtime · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2002, 05:10:43 PM »

I haven't been declawed.

funkedup · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2002, 05:12:23 PM »

Mint effects them just like catnip. It's like kitty-crack. Hence the rolling around in ecstasy bit.
The eating paper stuff is not abnormal.

Thrawn · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2002, 05:23:14 PM »

Quick!!! Kill it!!

Animal · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2002, 05:29:13 PM »

Bestiality runs rampant among AH players...

midnight Target · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2002, 05:31:19 PM »

I say we feed peppermint to the cats then throw them to the horny dolphins!!

Russian · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2002, 05:35:40 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
I say we feed peppermint to the cats then throw them to the horny dolphins!!

ROFLOL

Viper17 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2002, 07:31:18 PM »

Now the cat has come down off her high. now she has colaped in the middle of the table. Hehehe she got stoned. Dumb kitty.

Thrawn · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2002, 07:42:22 PM »

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Originally posted by Viper17
Now the cat has come down off her high. now she has colaped in the middle of the table. Hehehe she got stoned. Dumb kitty.

Quick!! Step on it while it's stoned!!

Ripsnort · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2002, 07:46:41 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
I say we feed peppermint to the cats then throw them to the horny dolphins!!

Always thinking Tahgut!

Thrawn · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2002, 07:54:45 PM »

Nevernmind, I took matters into my own hands and hopefully killed it...it was a kitten right?

Elfenwolf · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2002, 09:45:21 PM »

Thrawn, that's sick.

Hangtime · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2002, 12:54:43 AM »

funny you should mention dolphins.

wuz flyin just this evening with sling, sally and osage when we notice osage was keying the mike silently... but every time he did; the dogs downstairs went nuttz..

sally explained it.. it was osage farting on his open mic... he remarked "only dogs and dolphins can hear his farts.."

..but that's another story; wouldn't wanna drag this jewel off topic.