Sorry but fell upon this and just had to post it here, I know I'm in fer some slapp'n around by my American friends after this. Be gentle eh...
In a train car compartment, there were a Canadian, an American, a
spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking
fat lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens
to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of
a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American has
a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That American son of a squeak wanted to
touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat
lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands
on the blonde and she smacked him".
The American thought - "That bastard Canadian put his hand on
that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon,
so I can smack that stupid American again".
