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Offline bloom25

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« on: January 28, 2000, 07:40:00 PM »
Those sheep seem to have multiplied to the point where they have covered the entire map with a white fluffy layer of living wool.  My suggestion is to implement some predators ASAP, before it's too late.  

I suppose a stop-gap solution would be to make our rifles work after we bail out of an aircraft.  

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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2000, 07:48:00 PM »
ROFL Bloom, I was thinking the same thing.  Make the sheep polygons and let us strafe them.  A few well placed shots will thin out the hoard quickly  

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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2000, 09:25:00 PM »
No!

Enable the rifle. You now have the choice to ruck back to your field (or spy), but you must use sheep for food (or entertainment   ). Gotta be careful you get them, 'cause their bleating may draw unwanted attention...

<tongue in cheek, of course>

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dakota

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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2000, 10:23:00 PM »
Dolo,

You from Montana??

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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2000, 11:51:00 PM »
No Dakota, I think he is from one of the...er  Dakotas.  North Dakota?

Which Dakota are you from, Dakota.  Your sheep similar to the AH sheep there?  

Hans.

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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2000, 11:56:00 PM »
AHEMMM!!!
I happen to be from Montana and you know what? I have NEVER in my life seen a sheep in this whole wide state.  
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P.S. He must be from ND if he's making Montana jokes  

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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2000, 01:54:00 AM »
I'm from Oregon and I've never seen more than 15 sheep in one field.  

Aces High has about 1.86 million of them it seems like.

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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2000, 08:43:00 AM »
Here's the 3 biggest lies in TEXAS:

"I won this here belt buckle in a Rodeo..."

"My Truck is paid for...."

"I was just trying to help the sheep over the fence!"

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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2000, 07:40:00 PM »


Arm the sheep.

Chutists, beware!


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(strafe me will ya? Well, baaaaaaaaa to you!)

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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2000, 07:59:00 PM »
LOL rip. Remids me of a funny line i heard once "Only two things ever came outa Texas, steers and queers and I dont see horns on your head boy!"

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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2000, 07:59:00 PM »
Whats the diff between a Scottsman and the rolling stones

The stones sing.
"Hey you get offa my cloud"

and the Scottman says
"Hey McCloud get offa my ewe!"

I really wish they wouldnt show where we live on this UBB....



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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2000, 09:54:00 PM »
Where I come from sheep are called "Meadow Maggots".   However, cyber sheep could be used tactically.  Each side needs its own pack of cyber sheep dogs to drive the the sheep onto the runways of the opponent.  Just try to take off--plop-slap-whacka-whacka-squish-clouds of wool in the air.
Give the sheep controlability!

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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2000, 11:58:00 PM »
bloom25,
More animals?
Aint I trouble enough??  

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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2000, 07:36:00 AM »
Be careful for what you ask for  
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Careless code recycling cause killer kangas --Mutant Marsupials
Take Up Arms Against Australian Air Force

The reuse of some object-oriented code had caused tactical headaches for Australia's armed forces.  As virtual reality simulators assume larger roles in helicopter combat training, programmers have gone to great lengths to increase the realism of their scenarios, including detailed landscapes and -- in the case of the Northern Territory's Operation Phoenix -- herds of kangaroos (since disturbed animals might well give away a helicopter's position).

The head of the Defense Science & Technology Organization's Land Operations/Simulation division reportedly instructed developers to model the local marsupials' movements and reactions to helicopters. Being efficient programmers, they just re-appropriated some code originally used to model infantry detachment reactions under the same stimuli, changed the mapped icon from a soldier to a kangaroo, and increased the figures' speed of movement.

Eager to demonstrate their flying skills for some visiting American pilots, the hotshot Aussies "buzzed" the virtual kangaroos in low flight during a simulation.  The kangaroos scattered, as predicted, and the visiting Americans nodded appreciatively... then did a double-take as the kangaroos reappeared from behind a hill and launched a barrage of Stinger missiles at the helpless helicopter.  (Apparently the programmers had forgotten to remove THAT part of the infantry coding.)  The lesson? Objects are defined with certain attributes, and any new object defined in terms of an old one inherits all the attributes. The embarrassed programmers had learned to be careful when reusing object-oriented code, and the Yanks left with a newfound respect for Australian  wildlife.

Simulator supervisors report that pilots from that point onward have strictly avoided kangaroos, just as they were meant to.

--From June 15, 1999 _Defense Science and Technology Organization Lecture series, Melbourne, Australia, and staff reports.

Item taken from _Software Testing and Quality Engineering_ magazine,
 
Volume 1, Issue 6 (November/December 1999)


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« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2000, 08:29:00 AM »
The irony!

I was wondering why Bishops bleat incessantly when we attack them...