ladies' room

[RRAM]

A passenger on a jumbo was in dire need of the mens room, but it was always occupied. A freindly stewardess suggested that he used the ladies, but warned him that on no account must he touch the 4 buttons labelled:

W.W.
W.A.
P.P.
A.T.R.

As he sat there, his needs satisfied, curiosity overcame him and he pressed the button marked W.W. Warm water sprayed his bottom, so he thought this is a bit of alright and pressed the button marked W.A. Warm air dried his bottom. He thought these girls have it made, and so pressed the button marked P.P. This was a soft powder puff loaded with scented powder, and so he decided to try the last button marked A.T.R.

The next thing he knew was when he woke up in hospital, and a nurse assured him 'Your alright Mr Smith, but you really should not have pressed the Automatic Tampax Remover button......your willy's under your pillow.

[SirLoin]

Lol RRAM!...Here's another in flight joke.


A man aboard a TWA flight is sitting comfortably in his seat awaiting his meal.A very attractive stewardess parks her cart next to him and places a food tray on the retractable table.

"Would you like some coffee with your meal?"she asks him.

"No thanks",he replies..."But could I have a little of your TWA tea instead?"


WHACK!!!!!!...

[RRAM]

LOL Sirloin!.......ok........there goes another one!!


As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell and crew take you safely to your destination."

Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did hear her right - is the captain a woman? I think I better have scotch and soda."

When the attendants came by with drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cockpit."