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Offline Gunthr

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Gore vows to stop lying for the 2004 race
« on: June 30, 2002, 09:52:39 PM »
Ok, I didn't really invent the internet

Apparently his new handlers told him that to stand a chance of beating Bush in the next election, he will have to be more honest and speak from the heart. (like Bush)
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Gore vows to stop lying for the 2004 race
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2002, 10:00:17 PM »
Let it rip LOL.
Pls tell me there aren't still any Americans who believe a word this wuss says?

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Gore vows to stop lying for the 2004 race
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2002, 10:00:30 PM »
Yeah, he promised not to lie, but of course, that was a lie.  Confusing isnt it?

What I want to know is this - How will he raise campaign funds now that he can't rent out the Lincoln bedroom?

He could always sell his integrity, no, wait, he did that years ago.  Hmmm, gonna be quite a problem for him.  Oh well, I guess he will have to count on the Chinese contributions again.

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Gore vows to stop lying for the 2004 race
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2002, 12:09:05 AM »
he would be president today if he hadent seperated himself from clinton.   bush must have gibberish in his hart. want quotes?

after the all out assault on the consitution the fool has started micky mouse could beat him now anyway.

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Gore vows to stop lying for the 2004 race
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2002, 03:11:32 AM »
Bush lied more than Gore did.  That's a fact.

The "Liberal" media just ignored Bush doing it and questioned why Gore was doing it.

Oh, and the internet joke is really old, not to mention wrong.
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PT Barnum nailed it.....
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2002, 03:14:24 AM »
"There's a sucker born every minute".

The words "Bush" and "honest" in the same sentence?

Please.......

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Re: PT Barnum nailed it.....
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2002, 08:13:10 AM »
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Originally posted by weazel
"There's a sucker born every minute".

The words "Bush" and "honest" in the same sentence?

Please.......




 Almost as laughable as the words "Gore" and "President" in the same sentence :D

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Gore vows to stop lying for the 2004 race
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2002, 08:29:28 AM »
al who?
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Gore vows to stop lying for the 2004 race
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2002, 08:40:32 AM »
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Oh, and the internet joke is really old, not to mention wrong.
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 Gore said, "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." Actually, in the 80's Gore supported legislation that was considered favorable to internet developement.

It is Gore's arrogance and persistent need to exagerate, and sometimes lie that was his greatest weakness in the last campaign. At least according to his own people.

Now, that crap will cease - according to Al. Now he will speak from the heart, and let it rip.

Presumably, he will then say... I supported legislation that was considered favorable to internet developement. - and let the cards fall where they may :D
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Gore vows to stop lying for the 2004 race
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2002, 08:51:32 AM »
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Reporters were barred from the meetings, but aides and others said Gore promised a different kind of campaign than the Democrats ran in 2000, when he lost to George W. Bush.


I guess this is a good alternative to running the same campaign all over again.

Politicians. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2002, 08:54:39 AM »
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Reporters were barred from the meetings, but aides and others said Gore promised a different kind of campaign than the Democrats ran in 2000, when he lost to George W. Bush.


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