joke of the day:)

[sidthekid]

3 whales were swimming in the San Francisco bay, A mother, father and their infant son. After swimming for couple of hours letting tourist take photo's the mother turns to her husband and say's" Henry its time for us to leave the tide is going out" . Henry says okay lets go". As they are swimming towards to straight the mother screams" OH NO HENRY THERE IS A WHALING SHIP BLOCKING THE STRAIGHT WE'RE GOING TO DIE" Henry replies easy woman will just dive under the ship...! Henry she says" thetas great for you and I but the baby can't hold his breath that long". Henry thinks for a minute and says I got it! " I'll dive under the ship you come upto this side blow real hard. The sailors will all come to your side of the ship. I'll knock the ship the sailors will all fall in the water, You swallow them and then we all swim away".. She thinks for a moment than yells"      YOU MALE CHAUVINISTIC BASTARD! I'LL DO THE BLOW JOB BUT I WON'T SWALLOW THE SEAMEN.......!

[SC-Sp00k]

Two whales swimming around in the ocean come upon a ship that is hauling potatoes. The first whale swims underneath it, tips it over and eats everything, ship and all.

A little while later, they come up to another ship hauling potatoes. The whale capsizes that one, too, and eats everything onboard.

The third ship they spot is also hauling potatoes, and the whale upends it and eats everything.

"Why do you keep tipping over those ships full of potatoes and eating everything on board?" the other whale asks.

"I wish I hadn't done it," the first whale says, "but I just can't help myself once I start. You know how it is,

you can't eat just one potato ship."

[Octavius]

I am proud to be the first to say:

BOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!