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Offline midnight Target

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« on: August 20, 2002, 10:54:04 AM »
I got a couple guys coming in this morning from England to look over our trailers... er Caravans.

What is a good "bad teeth" joke?

How often should I put down the Queen? Admiral Nelson? Churchill?

You all still sensitive about losing that war in 1812?

:D
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Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2002, 10:57:08 AM »
I suggest that you ask them what it's like back in India, and when they say "we're from the UK" you can say "eh whatever"

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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2002, 10:59:03 AM »
If they're current on WW2 history, tell em "Yeah, you invented radar, but we refined it so it'd work" ;)
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2002, 11:10:07 AM »
Tell them Montgomery was probably a pedophile and a very bad general, lol.

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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2002, 11:19:45 AM »
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Tell them Montgomery was probably a pedophile and a very bad general, lol.

:D


Discuss operation Market Garden.
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Offline ra

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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2002, 11:19:58 AM »
Tell them you hope they had a nice flight in from France.
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2002, 11:38:53 AM »
Q: How do you double the value of a Triumph?
A: Fill it up with gas!
       

Q: Know why the British don't make computers?
A: They couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!
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Offline Replicant

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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2002, 11:50:26 AM »
Just admit to them that you can't spell Britain :)
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2002, 11:56:51 AM »
Replicant - are you sure that "Britian" isn't just the American spelling of Britain - you know like color vs. colour? ;)
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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2002, 11:58:04 AM »
See, that's another word ya'all get wrong.

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« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2002, 12:02:14 PM »
I hope for you there is a large stash of beer nearby (especially after 17:00), doesn't need to be cool. :)
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« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2002, 12:03:42 PM »
How about "Defense"...don't the Brits spell it "Defence" ???

If they spell it the latter example, the I am asking "What fence?"
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2002, 12:17:28 PM »
OK, I fixed BRITIN!

LOL, I gotta share. sometimes being a flight sim dweeb has its advantages. I'm talking to this guy (Steve from Manchester) and I discover that his company makes Helicopter accessories.

So we start talking about flying, yes he is a pilot, owns his own helicopter. I ask him about Duxford. BAM! We are best buddies. He introduces me to his kid, we tlk about the American Museum in Duxford.... bottom line, We just sold 10 coaches to this guy. :D
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« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2002, 01:10:47 PM »
Capitilast Swine!! :D

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« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2002, 01:18:06 PM »
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Originally posted by Saintaw
I hope for you there is a large stash of beer nearby (especially after 17:00), doesn't need to be cool. :)


Q: Why do Brits drink warm beer?

A: Because Lucas makes refrigerators too!


(hint: see Rip's Triumph joke)
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