Not sure why the numbers have gone against the Rooks lately but it was sure bad last night, culminating around 10pm mountain. I think it is about time that the Rooks started a recruiting drive.
So, come Rook, our sheep were recently vaccinated (HBlair took care of this personally though we didn't see him with a syringe). Our parachutes are certified "Grade A" and most are rarely used. We never seem to run out of targets, unlike the bish I watched trying to vulch a field 10 on none last night
Don't get a pointy head like them bish, I hear they can't even close their canopy properly and don't smell like a horses butt…. Rook is where it's at, besides, the castle looks way better than a horse head or dorky pointed thingy.
The Rook Recruiting Office...