Damn Murphy.. always trying to bring people down!
Just for the hell of it.. here's the questions, and my answers:
1. Which item is most useful? a blowtorch
2. Which would you rather have? a bazooka
3. Which of the following makes you most uncomfortable?having your fingernails ripped out with a pair of pliers
4. Circus clowns are annoying
5. How often do you wash your hands? occasionally
6,7,8, Have no idea who these people are, so I just answered with Her lack of self control(6), Dunwich zoning laws(7) and Waste Disposal(8)
9. The most merciful thing in the world is a drunken haze
10. The word "R'lyeh" rhymes with nothing any human tongue can pronounce
11. An Elder Sign is completely useless (have no idea what it is)
12. When you're in an insane asylum and you find a door that's marked "Secret Laboratory: Keep Out!" you should burn the place down<--- shouldn't have any secrets!!!
13. You are being attacked by ghouls. Your gun has six bullets. How many do you fire at the ghouls? Six
14. The walls of your upstairs bedroom have begun to bleed. What should you do? slowly back out of the room and continue walking backwards down the stairs to safety
15. If you could have one and only one of the following, which would you choose? omniscience
16. Appearances to the contrary, the world is governed in secret by a super-powerful cabal of fabulously wealthy occultists. what do you mean 'appearances to the contrary'?
17. Birds come in flocks. Sheep come in herds. Mi-Go come in my dreams (not really sure what Mi-Go is, but I assume their in my dreams)
18. If you heard Frank say "That Bob, he's a deep one," you would take it as a reason to shoot Bob.
19. In an emergency, a lobotomy is best performed with a nail gun.
20. Electro-convulsive therapy (shock treatment) can cause short-term memory failure.
21. Which is easiest to escape from? handcuffs.
22. Do you like to cook? yes
23. Does the top of your head feel soft? no
24. If you want to get from Damascus to Baghdad as quickly as possible and it's 1927, you should hijack a zeppelin
25. Have you ever seen the Sphinx come to life? no, my attention was distracted by the hordes of jackal-headed minions that were trying to kill me
26. Do you frequently hear voices even when no one is speaking?no
27. Do the voices encourage you to do things that make you uncomfortable? no
28. Do you have trouble forming intimate relationships? shut up!
29. The glass is... a crude but effective weapon
30. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? donuts
31. Do you ever have a sense of deja vu? yes
32. Do you ever have a sense of deja vu? yes
33. Do you ever wake up screaming? yes
34. Reality is an illusion
35. Do you feel comfortable and 'part of the gang' at parties or in bars, or do you feel alienated from society and resent the happiness other people seem to feel? no
36. The laughter of children reminds you most of your grocery list
37. Do you like to dress up in funny clothes? no
38. Do you like to drink coffee? yes
39. How often do you like to do you-know-what? daily
40. Are you plagued with facial tics or other involuntary muscle spasms? it's a side effect, not a plague
41. Did you by any chance witness the horrific murder of your own parents or find a mutilated corpse in your bathroom? niether
42. Finish this series: conception, birth, life, death,... revenge
43. Finish this series: The Haunter of the Dark, The All-Seeing Eye, The Bloody Tongue,... The Crawling Chaos.
44. Fill in the blank: 'Oh god no, please don't ____" ever stop!
45. Fill in the blank: 'Look at that mausoleum! If only I'd brought my ____' crowbar.
-SW
