The truth about Lazs

[Wanker]

Ok Blue Knights, fess up. After reading the same old whines over and over again on AGW and in here for three years, I've just got to know. What is Lazs really like, when he's not whining on the boards? He can't be all bad, since you've managed to put up with him for years.

Personally, I think he is the most successful troller yet seen.

[Ripsnort]

No, THIS is the truth about Laz:

Understanding Laz

   

 

~very gloomy~

~very intelligent~

~keeps most of his knowledge to himself.~
 That's why he is very quiet most of the time and a bit depressed.

~lives in his 'Gloomy Place'
 
~favourite food is thistles~

~loves being remembered on his birthday and hates being bounced.

~biggest problem is that his tail keeps coming off (he has lost it many times).

~his house keeps falling down (he has to rebuild it again, and again, and again.....).

[funked]

During my reign as Oberhimmelfahrtsgeschwaderkom mandeur of Vulchgeschwader 666 "Blüë Knights", I found Lazs to be a politically unreliable but brave flier.  

[This message has been edited by funked (edited 04-26-2001).]

[Soulyss]

wow now that's a title funked  

[sling322]

Wait a minute Rip...I thought that was TOWD!?!?  

[rosco-]

 I have a SS from lastnight of him flying a chog. Hes a dweeb just like the rest of us.  

[Drex]

Always laughs, straight shooter, thoughtful, and has been through more crap in his very very long life to make most of us say man how do you survive.  Incredible person through and through.  On the issues he doesn't flake out and randomly change his position.  If he agrees with you, he will say it to your face no matter how much you think he hates you or you him.  If he doesn't agree with you he will tell you in colorful ways.    Lazs has been more right then wrong in my eyes.

A good friend

Drex

[funked]

Well said Drex.  I have had some really good (productive, educational for both of us) BBS discussions with him and he was a good squaddie.  He is also a lot better stick than he gives himself credit for.  I'm finally moving back to California and I look forward to getting together with him for some beers and karting or an airshow or something.  I would say more nice things about him but he will need an F2G bubble canopy.

To all the guys that he pisses off on the BBS:  You're playing right into his hands.  

PS  I only resent Lazs for one thing:  He exposed my true occupation to the world.

[mrfish]

yeah but dixon......dixon is where parents threaten to send their kids if they're bad  

[Hooligan]

Lazs’ combination of forthrightness and always being correct seems to cause antagonism for some reason.

Hooligan

[SOB]

 

Originally posted by funked:
PS  I only resent Lazs for one thing:  He exposed my true occupation to the world.

Male Prostitute?

[hazed-]

chogs are for women  


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Hazed
3./JG2

[Brat]

 

Originally posted by banana:


Personally, I think he is the most successful troller yet seen.

Pot...meet Kettle...Kettle...this is Pot

[Hammer86]

LOL  see above post...

Hammer

[StSanta]

The truth about lazs?

 
"When your best just isn't good enough"

 

And:

 
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style"

And to conclude, the ultimate gift for lazs:

 

All available at http://www.despair.com

Interestingly enough, Microsoft employees are frequent customers at this site  .

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Von Santa
Staffelkapitän 9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you return from a mission with a victory, but without your Rottenflieger, you have lost your battle."
- D. Hrabak, JG 54 "Grünherz"