Author Topic: Top 10 reasons Hitech shouldn't hire Skuzzy (Read 128 times)

NUTTZ · « **on:** September 13, 2002, 07:43:24 PM »

10: The Great Texas Brown out of 72' ( need i say anymore)

9: "220,221 whatever it takes" ( where you think they got that movie line???)

8: Skuzzy is still not Y2K compliant!

7: HTC can't afford the fire code upgrade.

6: Skuzzy doesn't like Pizza and beer ( the main staple food of HTC offices) Rumor has it he drinks from the toilet, And Natedog don't like to share:)

5: The constant "whats that burning smell?" from his neigbors will irritate him.

4: The "nails on the blackboard" sound when Skuzzy strips the wires with his teeth!

3: The constant badgering of Skuzzy asking " can i do the next voice over for the next "Your base is under ATTACK!"

2: Skuzzy's green card is expired.

And the #1 reason....

HiTech can't spell as it is, How the HELL is he going to spell a word with 2 Z's and a Y in it!!!

"Let Wecom aboord SuKzy!!!!!!"

All kidding aside Skuzzy!
I'm glad your aboard!

NUTTZ

Innominate · « **Reply #1 on:** September 13, 2002, 07:55:20 PM »

uhh
err

Who DOESN'T strip wires with thier teeth?

Skuzzy · « **Reply #2 on:** September 13, 2002, 08:11:42 PM »

ROFL! Actually I use my toe nails for wite stripping and the teeth are for crimping. Only first year EE's use thier teeth for stripping.

Innominate · « **Reply #3 on:** September 13, 2002, 08:19:08 PM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy
ROFL! Actually I use my toe nails for wite stripping and the teeth are for crimping. Only first year EE's use thier teeth for stripping.

How the hell do you strip wires with your toenails?????

AKWeav · « **Reply #4 on:** September 13, 2002, 10:23:31 PM »

Don't trim them.

Maverick · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2002, 01:25:55 AM »

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Originally posted by Innominate

How the hell do you strip wires with your toenails?????

Don't bathe and the stench will melt the insulation off. DUH!!!! It IS Texas there ya know:rolleyes:

Joc · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2002, 05:00:55 AM »

Uhhhhh ehhhh? they let Skuzzers back in???? oh nooooooooooooo!
hehehe welcome back BBQ man

Joc

AKIron · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2002, 12:34:52 PM »

LOL Nuttz, good post.