Why is American beer like sex on the beach?
They're both f***ing near water!
Btw I'm a Canuck and I'm part of a Knight squad - we like to kill "RIP" online whenever we see him. Sorry for makin' him so mad at canucks but seein' him going down in flames is such fun!
And to all you other Canucks who posted here, Bob And Doug wanted me to say to y'all, "Good day eh!"