Where do the Icey Hot Stuntaz fall on this issue?
But seriously folks - I think reperations are a GREAT idea!!!
In fact, lets take it a step further, shall we? My father is German and my mother is Polish, so Ive figured it out...
1.) Dad pays Mom for that whole holocaust thing.
2.) Mom gets money from current German government for the sneaky little invasion deal in '39.
3.) Dad gets money from the Brits, Americans, French, and Russians because DAMNIT, you split our country in two!
4.) Dad pays money to Russia because of that "Barbarosa" thing or whatever it was.
5.) Russia pays Dad for razing Berlin.
6.) Mom gets more money just because shes Polish.
7.) Unfortunately Dad has to pay more for the WWI thing, the trenches and all that.
8.) However, Dad gets reperations from the Brits, Frogs, and Tommies because of the reperations he was made to pay after the war in the first place!
9.) Mazz has to pay reperations because of his "Frog" reference and issue a statement: "Ahem, I apologize for refering to the great people of France as frogs. Their wine, cheese, and body odor are second to none."
Normally I would recommend that you let these chaps just blow hot air until they fizzel out - however as a smoker, I saw what happened last time I thought a bunch of people were nuts and needed a job.
Hey... we smokers should get together and demand reparations... at nearly $5.00 per pack, we're pretty much responsible for paying out most of this money anyway!