An executive was in quandary. He had to reduce his staff by one.He had narrowed it down to one of two people.Deborah or Jack?It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified andboth did excellent work.
He finally decided, the next morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Deborah came in the next morning, she had a huge hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin.
The executive approached her and said: "Deborah, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Deborah replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like sh*t."
