Author Topic: think im done (Read 1093 times)

Hangtime · « **Reply #15 on:** November 13, 2002, 08:31:12 PM »

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Do you not get your "record of employment" form for tax purposes if you don't?

Commie Canadian Crap.

Down here, we just say "stuff it up yer ass."

And leave.

Animal, you wookie cookie; leave poor Udie alone. Every swingin dick that flys this game for any serious length of time has had that spectacular moment when he sez "fek this, diddly you, fek anybody that looks like you, yer horse; yer miserable lil dog, yer maggot infested lunch and yer gawdamned pointy headed lil clones.. fek you all; I quit." Followed by a stupendous drop kick of the controller suite with a follow thru that upends the computer table.

Amen, brudah Udie.

loser · « **Reply #16 on:** November 13, 2002, 08:34:17 PM »

Sorry Hang, I have been indoctrinated according to the philosphies of

"Soviet Canuckistan"

Hmmm. I wonder how hard Thrawn laughed at Pat when he came out with that one

Pongo · « **Reply #17 on:** November 13, 2002, 09:22:22 PM »

doppleganger..dont see that enough on these boards.

Good luck Udie.

SirLoin · « **Reply #18 on:** November 13, 2002, 09:23:56 PM »

I think Udie is just frustrated that fishing season is almost over.

Airhead · « **Reply #19 on:** November 13, 2002, 09:24:43 PM »

Well, stand in line Udie- My wife and I were celebrating her 43rd birthday today when I asked her what she really wanted for her birthday- her response? She wants a divorce. She said she's despised me for a few years now and that she can no longer tolorate being married to me. Our daughter will be 18 in a few months and once that's done- she's done. LOL Not only that but she says she intends to get an attorney and take me for everything she can. Happy Fugging Birthday, huh?

I'm used to divorces- that's how most of my relationships go. The only thing that sucks is that I'm the one who has to give up the house, the cars, and all my other crap I've worked to accumilate- and I'm the one who gets left to start all over again, with nothing. Damn, 20 years of a relationship and struggling to raise a kid, buy a home, plan a future and then to find out in a birthday wish that her future plans don't include you?

You quit being a sobbing punk, Udie, or once my divorce is final I'll hitch up my boat, drive on out to Texas and follow you all over every lake you fish at and do what I can to scare away the fish. If I can undergo the prospect of having my life ripped apart then you should be able to handle getting imbalanced in your life once in a while. Sheeesh, buck up, man.

Vulcan · « **Reply #20 on:** November 13, 2002, 09:44:24 PM »

I've NEVER quit. Some of us have still have our balls hang

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Originally posted by Hangtime
Animal, you wookie cookie; leave poor Udie alone. Every swingin dick that flys this game for any serious length of time has had that spectacular moment when he sez "fek this, diddly you, fek anybody that looks like you, yer horse; yer miserable lil dog, yer maggot infested lunch and yer gawdamned pointy headed lil clones.. fek you all; I quit." Followed by a stupendous drop kick of the controller suite with a follow thru that upends the computer table.

Lance · « **Reply #21 on:** November 13, 2002, 09:50:47 PM »

That was funny, SOB. It does not make up for your transgressions in the squad folder, however.

SOB · « **Reply #22 on:** November 13, 2002, 11:04:35 PM »

Oh, but even if it did, it wouldn't make up for what's to come. To make it even more sinister, I'll intersperce the horror with links to hot chicks. muhahahahahaha!

SOB

Hangtime · « **Reply #23 on:** November 13, 2002, 11:16:44 PM »

well hell vulcan.. next yer gonna tell me yah never inhaled and stopped jerkin yer gerkin right after you married the sheep from the barnyard next door.

If none of us ever grabbed their joystic up and stuffed it thru the monitor, we'd all still be flyin Chuck Yeagers Air Combat on commodore 64's. Rage drives innovation in flight sims.

In fact, I'll go so far as to stipulate that if you never got so pissed after flyin on line that you just HAD to drop kick the mangy cat thru the second floor window, then you wern't tryin and yah wern't flyin AH.

Hey Udie, wanna borrow my cat?

Hey, Airhead, invite yer soon to be Ex out for a lil boating and skiiing.

Coast Guard: So, Mr Airhead, what did you do after your wife slipped and banged her head on the transom and then fell overboard??

Airhead: Well, I was shocked and scared.. I think I must of panicked... I turned the boat around, but I lost sight of her.. I was going really fast when she fell.. then I heard this *thump*... oh, my god... I ran her over... what a horrible accident... freakish.. just horrible..

Pleasant dreams, Airhead.

Pongo · « **Reply #24 on:** November 13, 2002, 11:55:37 PM »

You have something there hang..

easymo · « **Reply #25 on:** November 14, 2002, 12:00:36 AM »

When I first started I ripped the handles off of 3 J-sticks, before I remembered what an easy going guy I am.

easymo · « **Reply #26 on:** November 14, 2002, 12:02:00 AM »

That reminds me. How do I go about sueing PPIT for mental anguish.

Gadfly · « **Reply #27 on:** November 14, 2002, 12:13:15 AM »

Udie-you are acting like a popsicle. Cowboy up, damnit. Come to Livingston and we will catch some 150 pound Catfish. That will get yer bile flow adjusted.

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #28 on:** November 14, 2002, 12:35:25 AM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
Well, stand in line Udie- My wife and I were celebrating her 43rd birthday today when I asked her what she really wanted for her birthday- her response? She wants a divorce. She said she's despised me for a few years now and that she can no longer tolorate being married to me. Our daughter will be 18 in a few months and once that's done- she's done. LOL Not only that but she says she intends to get an attorney and take me for everything she can. Happy Fugging Birthday, huh?

I'm used to divorces- that's how most of my relationships go. The only thing that sucks is that I'm the one who has to give up the house, the cars, and all my other crap I've worked to accumilate- and I'm the one who gets left to start all over again, with nothing. Damn, 20 years of a relationship and struggling to raise a kid, buy a home, plan a future and then to find out in a birthday wish that her future plans don't include you?

You quit being a sobbing punk, Udie, or once my divorce is final I'll hitch up my boat, drive on out to Texas and follow you all over every lake you fish at and do what I can to scare away the fish. If I can undergo the prospect of having my life ripped apart then you should be able to handle getting imbalanced in your life once in a while. Sheeesh, buck up, man.

Dont believe a word of it...

Airhead · « **Reply #29 on:** November 14, 2002, 01:08:15 AM »

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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Dont believe a word of it...

Well, believe it or not that's the reality Grunherz. I've always been straight up with you and I'm straight up right now bud, we just finished a 2 hour session of very frank conversations mainly concerning my faults including my boozing, my mean spiritedness, my hatred of her mom, my spending too much time on the Internet, my spending too much money on my American Express card, and yada yada yada, but the bottom line is that I'm not the person she wants to be with and I'm too damn old to change.

Our daughter has a scolarship offer from Chamande University in Honolulu so she's gone at the end of this summer anyway and I have my major clients in Hawaii so I might go ahead on the Waikiki condo and be a bachelor for the next few years and hang out on the beach, I don't know. My options are to stick the barrel of my 12 gauge in my mouth and blow my brains out, but that would just cheat the atttorneys out of their commission for my divorce settlement and brand my legacy on Planet Earth as a failure. Not to mention I'd be another statistic for Beatle to site.

We all change as we age and I can't really blame her for finding fault with me- I have been a load, and sometimes I haven't been the best of husbands or a good father figure, but I never realised I was the salamander she described in outlining her displeasure with me as a husband. I thought I was doing pretty good as I got older though and the boys night out stuff ended long ago. Just goes to show ya that you never know. I thought we were pretty solid and I was wrong. I did my best, but I guess if there's enough money in the estate there's always a wife willing to grab their share and head on down the road.