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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #60 on: November 14, 2002, 04:23:09 PM »
'k... lemme get this straight.. you don't inhale (that explains the gills), yah don't tug yer tamale, yah have no need for more than a herd of sheep and you never get annoyed when yah fly AH.

I sent the vatican yer resume. I understand they'll be lookin fer a new pope soon.

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Offline Wlfgng

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« Reply #61 on: November 14, 2002, 05:24:17 PM »
Milenko..       CHECK 6 !!!




 see.. just like in the MA    ;) :p
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« Reply #62 on: November 14, 2002, 05:25:56 PM »
Corrections:
I said it was a Cucumber not a gherkin. You may have an undersized less-than-legal member but I have something worthy of a tiffie pile-it :D

I never said I didn't get 'annoyed', I said I have never quit nor had a girly joystick throwing hissy fit so common among the pony-prima-dona-brigade

One flock of sheep = One flock of virginal lambs every year. No need to be greedy is there.

Face it Hang, your just a propped up old drama queen.
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« Reply #63 on: November 14, 2002, 08:34:58 PM »
Yup, I'm a washed up 'ol has-been.

But; I inhale, choke my chicken when the mood or opportunity strikes, don't know any sheep (and none know me) and I'm proud to say I've chucked more than one cat, joystick and monitor thru the second floor window.

Not necessarily in that order.        

..and the only diffrence between a gerkin and a cucumber is a long soak inna jar.


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« Reply #64 on: November 14, 2002, 10:14:12 PM »
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Oh... here is my "test" for whether you should still be married or not.... If you hear her car come up the drive and your guts start churning.... get shed of her.
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Lol..That is my test for an amazinhunk....If I'm unable to avoid the person and before he/she(usually a he) can say anything,my insides is going..**ARRG!!!**
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Offline Ozark

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« Reply #65 on: November 14, 2002, 10:58:37 PM »
Only folks who REALLY care responded to the thread.

Welcome back Udie!
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #66 on: November 15, 2002, 11:10:48 AM »
amazinhunks are easier to avoid than wives.
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Offline Kanth

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« Reply #67 on: November 15, 2002, 11:25:24 AM »
Not really, you have to make the choice to get married..

amazinhunks just show up with no paperwork...

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amazinhunks are easier to avoid than wives.
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« Reply #68 on: November 15, 2002, 12:05:32 PM »
mebee he should have said EX wives :)
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Offline SaburoS

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« Reply #69 on: November 16, 2002, 12:47:28 AM »
Airhead really is going through a tough time marital wise. No troll.
He won't be posting on any of these boards nor do anything online for awhile.
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« Reply #70 on: November 16, 2002, 10:51:39 AM »
kanth... i meant once you were married.

airhead.... whatever you do.... don't "work it out" especially if that means she get's to hold all the cards.    Spend too much time on the internet?   so frigging what.   If she would worry more about her life and less about yours she might not notice.
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« Reply #71 on: November 16, 2002, 12:14:43 PM »
Rule 1:

Never get marriage advice from a divorcee.

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« Reply #72 on: November 16, 2002, 12:20:28 PM »
Hear Hear
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #73 on: November 16, 2002, 12:23:34 PM »
deja is allmost correct.   There is one bit of advice that you should take from a divorcee tho....

stash money.   stash as much as you can.   never give in to the temptation to admit you have the money.   even a couple hundred bucks will help but several thousand or more (if you can afford it) is best.  
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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #74 on: November 16, 2002, 04:07:55 PM »
Well, reading between the lines I'd say you need to get to know some sheep, its obvious choking your sparrow and inhaling gherkins is not providing the necessary stress relief levels to stop you from these drama-queen-hissy fits.

p.s. why would I soak my cucumber in a jar?

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Yup, I'm a washed up 'ol has-been.

But; I inhale, choke my chicken when the mood or opportunity strikes, don't know any sheep (and none know me) and I'm proud to say I've chucked more than one cat, joystick and monitor thru the second floor window.

Not necessarily in that order.        

..and the only diffrence between a gerkin and a cucumber is a long soak inna jar.
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