I think we should get together and write mike. We could explain, first of all, that white people are not really white. Sort of a weird, pink, beige. Maybe he could use food coloring. And, no one of any race, has had a nose like that. We could suggest he go into the priesthood. They share a common interest. Also, we could send a warning. That whole monkey thing is just wrong. That is how the aids epidemic started. Baby juggeling is OK. Dropping the kid would be a kindness in the long run.
Oh. And on that thing he is holding up. We should add that suppositories don't have ears.