Author Topic: have to join fdb's (Read 186 times)

Wlfgng · « **on:** November 29, 2002, 09:21:00 AM »

if we have another day like yesterday.. whew.

ok.. so it'd take more than a few days in a row like yesterday but still... I was beginning to feel like one

SOB · « **Reply #1 on:** November 29, 2002, 11:04:40 AM »

Oh man. So much turkey, so much ham, so much stuffing, gravy, corn, potatoes, gravy, bread, turkey, ham, apple crisp, apple pie, turkey & ham sammiches...

I think it's time to make a turkey sammich. BRB!

SOB

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #2 on:** November 29, 2002, 11:26:44 AM »

Sorry wlfgng, gluttony does not an FDB make. If you'd wrapped up Thanksgiving dinner by drinking a fifth of JD and throwing up on your sister-in-law's couch... then you'd be in the running.

AKDejaVu

Fatty · « **Reply #3 on:** November 29, 2002, 12:24:20 PM »

If you actually got lost in a relative's house and peed in a potted plant thinking it was the bathroom, you can forego the formal interview.

Wlfgng · « **Reply #4 on:** November 29, 2002, 12:31:45 PM »

cripes.. and some people say you guys don't have standards !!!

Mathman · « **Reply #5 on:** November 29, 2002, 04:27:55 PM »

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Originally posted by Fatty
If you actually got lost in a relative's house and peed in a potted plant thinking it was the bathroom, you can forego the formal interview.

Well, the getting lost part means that you should be party of the AssAssIns. Just ask moose, its one of the entrance requirements.

Now, the pissin' in a potted plant, that's one of ours. So, I guess you would have to split the difference and joins Rip's squad, you know, the one that Udie joined.

Curval · « **Reply #6 on:** November 29, 2002, 04:36:05 PM »

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Originally posted by Mathman
Well, the getting lost part means that you should be party of the AssAssIns. Just ask moose, its one of the entrance requirements.

Now, the pissin' in a potted plant, that's one of ours. So, I guess you would have to split the difference and joins Rip's squad, you know, the one that Udie joined.

Hah! I'm in that squad and on one New Years eve I sort of did this...

My step brother had a friend of his visiting. He slept on a roll out bed right at the base of mine.

I got home from a party at about 4.00am and promptly passed out. Sometime before sunrise I apparently got out of bed and walked to the corner of the room. There was this vistor's suitcase sitting on a chair that looked remarkably like a toilet. I'm told I lifted the flap on his suitcase, as if it was a toilet seat, and let loose. My step-brother witnessed the incident and tried to stop me in mid-pee...unsucessfully. I finished and got back into bed.

The guy whose suitcase it was never spoke to me again. It took a while before my family spoke to me again too. Except my Dad...he had quite a few choice words for me.

Lance · « **Reply #7 on:** November 29, 2002, 04:39:21 PM »

roadkill, Fatty was sitting alone at a Denny's counter eating elastic turkey with the other homeless vagrants yesterday.

Wlfgng · « **Reply #8 on:** November 29, 2002, 04:47:22 PM »

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Well, the getting lost part means that you should be party of the AssAssIns. Just ask moose, its one of the entrance requirements.

hmm.... I have the feeling moose didn't report everything

Toad · « **Reply #9 on:** November 29, 2002, 04:51:50 PM »

Jeez, Curval. I knew there was something about you that I liked when I met at the con!

Nothing like living life to the fullest, eh?