If Hussein tries to be too sneaky, Harvey John "Jack" McGeorge, a UN inspector appointed by the US government could easily produce some ropes, a whip, and some other assorted "sweet torture" items and address our evil moustached friend...
"Saddy... you have been a very very naughty boy I'm going to have to slap you a little".
You doubt it?
This is the impressive C.V of Jack McGeorge:
http://www.psgcabo.com/mcgeorge_cv.pdfThis is what is missing from it
http://www.leatherleadership.org/mcgeorge.htmYes it is the same guy.
Not outrageous, at least for me, but very very funny