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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2002, 09:42:39 AM »
Funniest thing about that post.

I had one of those "American automatic seat belt cars" ---- It was a Mazda.


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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2002, 09:54:10 AM »
Guys when was the last time you saw a car that had the auto seat belts?

Not one of my cars has anything other then a buzzer for if  you leave the keys in or lights on and turn of the ignition.


This post would have been really funny if it had been like 3 paragraphs shorter.


Is it me or is Beetle like the kid in school who thinks everyone likes him, but everyone really despises him, and they do not even hide it, but he keeps on going like everyone things he is great?

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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2002, 09:54:57 AM »
I needed your invention this morning, when some dumb woman ran me off the road!

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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2002, 10:01:08 AM »
beet1e,

 First, some of the laws that regulate behaviour of people not affecting others are clearly freedom-limiting and unnecessary intrusion.

 Seatbelt laws are prime example of such. Speed limits are as clearly not - as the speed with which you drive affects the risk to other people.

 Now to problems with your article:
1. ...as Nanny has decided that I must wear my shoulder belt at all times, even for reversing.

 Every such "automatic" belt that I've ever seen has a latch where it is attached to the door - so you can release it and even leave it out - if you don't mind a reminder light on your dashboard. In fact not providing a latch would have been a major safety and law violation - it would prevent a person from hetting away or being rescued from a car if a door is stuck.
 You must feel very stupid here ranting about our stupidity and not noticing that red release button right next to your ear. :D :D :D

2.  It is a convex mirror to give a wider angle of view

 It is only obvious from a very close examination - even by touch the mirror seems flat. Some mirrors have convex inner reflecting surface and perfectly flat outer surface.

3. In the US, they recognise that not everyone did Physics at school, and so a driver will be reminded of the properties of a convex mirror

 Absolutely true, why would it be a "nannyism", if by nannyism you mean an unreasonable intrusion?

4. ”apply footbrake before shifting out of Park”

 You will have to prove to me that it's a state initiative rather than an auto-manufacturer trying to prevent people from yanking the lever off.
 You should know that the requirements for obtaining a driver license are very liberal here - you do not need any formal education. Reading a 15-page booklet, "studying" the meaning of all 5 road signs used in US and answering 75% of 20 questions is enough to get a learner's permit.  The driving test is very easy. Drive, stop, park - in some places not even a real parallel park required. Some people pass it with all of half an hour experience.

 5. But even if you do not agree, Nanny has spoken – you will reduce speed to 20mph.

 You are confusing that with a local regulation. I can apply and get a speed-bump installed on my street without any involvement from federal or even state government. Try not to agree with that!

 6. A book the size of the New Testament! Everything you could want to know is in there...

 Usually there is a concise section on "getting started" and a table of content.

 7. Isn’t the driver allowed to figure out that if there are curves that he might need to slow down? Apparently not.

 What if he figures that he can take the turn at 75 mph? 90mph? Loses control and hits otehr vehicles? I want to be protected from other people using the public roadways for dangerous experiments. Why would anyone have a problem with that?
 Gues what, one is not allowed to shoot my rifle at the street in Brookly even though he may be pretty sure of not hitting anyone!

8. These were a couple of Google searches I did. Allowing for the disparity of the UK/US population size, it seems to me at first glance that the US has about eight times as many alcohol related road deaths as we do!

 You really cannot be as stupid as that! I bet Mongolia has even better alcohol-related traffic accidents per population than UK!
 Have you ever though that traffic accidents may somehow relate to the percentage of car ownership or, better yet, miles travelled by car or even better - time spent travelling in a car?

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In 1997, total vehicle miles traveled by automobiles in Japan, France, Germany, Sweden, Italy, Canada, and the United Kingdom combined equaled 1.6 trillion. In that same year, total vehicle miles traveled by automobiles alone in the US were 1.4 trillion. U.S. households spend, on average, 19 percent of their income on transportation.
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 The numbers show per-capita miles travelled ~5500 in UK vs about ~10,000 in US. The time disparity is probably even greater. US stats are worse that UK but not nearly 8-fold. And it's very regional - which is known and reflected in our insurance rates.

 If you live in an area where "diversity" presence is significant, you can pay $3,000 a year for liability insurance which would cost you $600 in an area 20 miles away.
 There are very diffent people living in US.

 miko
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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2002, 10:13:04 AM »
dudes..i was not the least bit offended by the post. I think it is some funny stuff.

just remember that some of this is to protect the car makers from morons suing them (as someone else already stated)

here in America we have a bunch of whiners who sit waiting for some law suit to drop into their laps. its friggin' pathetic. And this doesnt even include all the lazy fat tulips on disability because their back is supposedly "out". (no offense to the folks with real disabilities, its just that in my life I have met quite a few folks who are "disabled" but still manage to take care of their daily lives, tend the yard, shop, etc...but are supposedly too disabled to sit behind a desk and do some kind of work)

hell...i bet i could get copies of all my crazy, ranting posts from HTC and submit them to social security and get a check from the government..LOL

actually something else funny: my ex wifes sister had a boyfriend who was supposedly so stupid he got an SSI check. He seemed like the average west virginian to me, but was able to get a free ride for being dumb. this did not stop her from leaving their three kids with him and going running around all day with her friends. LOL.

isnt life a great big fat muther F ing mystery?

oops got off the topic of nannying. sorry.

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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2002, 10:31:50 AM »
I got as far as "Creamo piss off"

that's a new record for me with a beet1e post.

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« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2002, 10:41:48 AM »
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I bet you give a lot of speeches to your pets.


SOB


ROFLOL! :D

You should copyright that or something

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« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2002, 10:54:17 AM »
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When I reverse a car, I typically release the seatbelt so that I can turn my body to look out the rear window.


Wha? :confused:

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« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2002, 11:56:29 AM »
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I bet you give a lot of speeches to your pets.


SOB


is that bad? not like i care but i have a friend who...errr...

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« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2002, 03:35:11 PM »
ROFL!  23 replies - I didn't know this old tackle had that many hooks. Great to hear from you all, guys - I'll reply as best as I can.

Straffo!  Use a translator - http://translation.langenberg.com/
Kieran!   Bollocks, as usual.
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No, I already know the answer to that. American cars are crap, whereas the cars here are built properly in the first place - ROFL!
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everyone really despises him
Awwww, you don't really mean that. What have I ever said to upset you, except rant about firearms related homicides?
Miko!  Good reply!  Mr. Toad has not yet replied, but no doubt he will be quoting the UK's alcohol related death toll on the roads from the Guardian newspaper archives. That's why I didn't research it that thoroughly myself - but you can't deny the figures. :eek:

Hey, wait a minute - where is Toad? I hope his airline has not gone belly up and left him stranded thousands of miles from home. I don't think he works for UAL, as they fly to LHR and I know Toad doesn't.

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« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2002, 04:07:02 PM »
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I bet you give a lot of speeches to your pets.


SOB


ROTFLMAO!

Good one!

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« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2002, 05:10:16 PM »
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Kieran! Bollocks, as usual.


Just you wait! I'm preparing a treatise on how the British can live better and more fulfilling lives (despite the fact I don't live there and have no clue about the culture), replete with statistical quotes from Home Office. Oh! Oh! Then you'll be proud of me.  :D

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« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2002, 05:18:19 PM »
nuttin's gonna' top SOB's reply.

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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2002, 05:38:13 PM »
Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds, sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Three O' Clock on the dot, time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog's on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope, climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Nowhere to go, I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the bellybutton of my jeans  - clean, they'll do another day
And I recycle - I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number, hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet, hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope, climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2002, 05:43:28 PM »
RUN!
ITS ANOTHER TSUNAMI WAVE OF BETTLE'S RETARDED TEXT!