"Screw You Mellon"
Said by Chad, Captain of the dive team, to Jason Mellon, son of Thornton Mellon who's original name was Thornton Melloni. Thornton Melloni was born in New York, where he worked as a diver on the Coney Island steel pier. He bgan his career opening for the diving horse, but soon perfected the "Triple Lindy", the most dangerous dive ever attempted.
He founded Mellon's Tall and Fat store, exclusive tailors to the FDB's.
He attended several reform schools, and after a divorce from his second wife, Vanessa, who was having an affair with Julio and a Midget, he graduated from Northwest University, Home of the Hooters.
And if you hav'nt gotten it yet, this is all from the Rodney Dangerfield movie "Back to School." This is a movie I've seen one time too many as I can quote all of this useless information from memory.
Geez, I need a life!