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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2003, 08:16:09 PM »
Monkees In The Fight

Monkees in the fight....exchanging glances
Wondering in the fight...what are the chances
They'd be trading lead...Before the fight was THROUGH...

Monkees flying high...Above the furball
Never turn and fight... They only firewall
Always keep an eye...on other monkeys TOO...

MONKEYS in the fight...They only boom and zoom you...
MONKEYS in the fight...They won't even call 6 you....

Monkeys in the fight...Never stay and fight...

Never ever fight each other...Hit you fast and run for cover...

Ever since that night...The monkees' been together...
LOVERS at first sight....they formed a squad forever....
Just not on AH... They moved to Sims Online.

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« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2003, 02:11:20 PM »
By Toad
My Favorite Things (with apologies to Julie Andrews!)

Hit sprites on noses and bomb drops on Osties
Bright burning HQ's and black smoking CV's
Luftwaffe airplanes without any wings
These are a few of my favorite things

True Friends and Squadmates who cover your six
Millions of ways for an ACM fix
Planes that have a star & bar on the wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Guys in white chutes with lots of hit flashes
Multiple vultches as you make your passes
Ambushes on La's that sucessfully spring
These are a few of my favorite things

When my guns miss
When the Zeke stings
When I'm flying bad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I just feel so glad.

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« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2003, 02:12:09 PM »
To the tune of "Knocking on Heaven's Door."  (help me with the original artist's name here...)
By Kweassa

Ma take this Nik off'a me
Can't shake him any more.
Four cannon dweebs are following me
I feel like I'm knocking on MA's door

Knock knock knocking on MA's door
Knock knock knocking on MA's door

Ma stop the Spit targetting me
Hizookas right up my back door.
La7s need perks can't you see
The jokes are always about Al Gore.

Knock knock knocking on MA's door
Knock knock knocking on MA's door

Ma kill that Runstang for me
So boring to fight score potatos.
Bah, any Hunstang be match for thee
Guess it's time to check my scores.

Knock knock knocking on MA's door
Knock knock knocking on MA's door

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« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2003, 02:13:49 PM »
To the tune of Queen's "We are the Champions."  
By Toad
I've paid my fee
Time after time
I die in my plane
But I blame HTC
And SA mistakes
I've made beaucoup
I've had my big fanny
Handed to me
By Aces you see

And we mean to whine on and on and on and on


We are the whiners, my friends
And we'll keep on whining
Till the end
We are the whiners
We are the whiners
We're all just losers
'Cause we are the whiners of the World


I've blame everyone
For my wingless falls
It's the guns or it's the lag
Or it's the FM and bias
I blame you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
People point out the truth to my face
that I'm just a waste of airspace
And I continually lose

And we mean to whine on and on and on and on

We are the whiners, my friends
And we'll keep on whining
Till the end
We are the whiners
We are the whiners
We're all just losers
'Cause we are the whiners of the World


We are the whiners, my friends
And we'll keep on whining
Till the end
We are the whiners
We are the whiners
We define "losers"
'Cause we are the whiners

of the world!

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« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2003, 07:33:42 PM »
cool

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We Didn't Make the Game!
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2003, 12:35:13 AM »
muckmaw

An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
What do you do when your at work, 6 hours to kill, and you've got a song stuck in your head? That's right! Here for your listening pleasure is a complete waste of time!

Sung to the melody of Billy Joel's "We did'nt Start the Fire"

We Didn't Make the Game!

Start Yer Training, Pick a Plane, Wheels up, Down in Flames,
In the Tower, hide n’ cower, Vulchers Overhead,

Grab a Trainer, Don’t Complain, Yeager says “its just a game”
Lift Off, Lawn Dart, Once Again Your dead”

Hi-Tech, Yankee, Natedog, Skuz-zee,
Pyro, Superfly, Wanna Favor? Get ‘em High

Sound Effects, From Mitsu, Lazs has got his FM2,
Killer Sheep, lack of Sleep, Social Life-Good Bye!.

CHORUS

We didn't make the Game.
It was Dale’s prediction,
And it’s our addiction.
We didn't make the game
Well we’ve tried to fight it,
But we need to fly it.

Lonewolfing, Pick a Squad, Freebirds, Its not that hard
USMC, What can you be, Marine Air Wing,

Lucky Strikes, Dickweeds, Blue Knights, FDBees,
Mustangs, Viper Fangs, Hornets have a sting,

Panzer is a Tin Can, Ripsnorts Gotta Plan,
40’s Sneakin under Dar, Dry Tanks don’t fly too far

Rooks are on the ropes again, Knights Bases Down to ten, Squish the Bish, Ronni’s a dish, Got a shot? I can wish!.

CHORUS

We didn't make the Game
It was Dale’s prediction,
And it’s our addiction.
We didn't make the game
Well we’ve tried to fight it,
But we need to fly it.

Luftwobble, Buff-Dweeb, Score-potato, Spittie,
Runstang, LA-Geek, Rudes Gotta Whine a Week,

Fighter Perks, Uber Rides, Check Six, as Planes Collide
Empty Bottles for a week, Just so I can take a leak

Furball, Find Some Fun, Bomb stuff, Kill someone,
Turn and Burn, Boom and Zoom, Get the Kids out the room

F4-U, One Nine-Tee, Messerchmidt, and One-Six-Three,
Grab your stick, Cherry pick, Someone Kill the inbound Goon

CHORUS

We didn't make the Game
It was Dale’s prediction,
And it’s our addiction.
We didn't make the game
Well we’ve tried to fight it, But we Need to fly it


Nasty Warps, Flat Spin, Niki on my tail again,
snapshot, What a crock, Head On, Fighter Jocks,
Breakin’, Grabbin’, Out of E, Now I really Gotta Pee
Outta Bottles, Use a can, Cut myself, Ambu-lance!,
Pork the Bases, Goons to hide, Jaeger Bomber Suicide,
Nazi Jets, Warbird Vets, Shane, Hacks, Place Ur Bets,
Landing Crafts on the Shore, VOX under Martial Law,
Be Nice on the Message Board, I can't take it any more!

CHORUS
We didn't make the Game
It was Dale’s prediction,
And it’s our addiction.
We didn't make the game
Well we’ve tried to fight it,
But we love to fly and die and fly……. (fade out)

**DISCLAIMER: SHANE DOES NOT HACK, BUT I WAS RUNNING OUT OF WORDS AND IT'S ALL I COULD COME UP WITH!!!

J/K Shane


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"Cheerfully ingnoring your flames since 1997"
"Joey, do like movies about...Gladiators?"
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
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« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2003, 08:52:38 AM »
I wrote this last year when I first started flying Aces High. It's a
song that glorifies cherry picking, Running and gang-banging. Shane should love it. It goes to the tune of the Folk Song "The Wabash Cannonball"

"The Irish Cannonball"

Flyin over Furball Island,
On the ND isles map
Im in a brand new T-Bolt
Looking for some Knights to Slap
She's big and tough and ugly,
she's a squeak if you should stall.
She's a boomin, zoomin monster
called the Irish Cannonball

[Chorus]
Oh the .50's they will rumble,
the engine always roars,
As I roll and pull the stick back
and I haul bellybutton through the hoard
Hear the cryin of luftwhiners,
Hear a hundred "check 6" calls
Flyin' through the furball
in the Irish Cannonball

The first spit popped real easy,
And the second one did too
They tried to get behind me,
but I blasted right on through
a niki tried to turn me,
For that trick I would not fall,
no energy can be wasted
in the Irish Cannonball
[Chorus]

Now I've made a couple passes
Ive gotten a few kills
but now my alt is gettin' low,
so I head back to the hills
I'm runnin from a Pony
and thats when I make the call
and the shills waiting in ambush
saved, my Irish cannonballs!
[Chorus]
You: Blah Blah Blah
Me: Meh, whatever.

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« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2003, 08:45:19 PM »
The Arena Taunter
 WRITTEN Airhead, re-discovered by Silat :}

The Arena Taunter (with apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

Under the spreading furball flying
The Arena Taunter dwells;
The Taunter, wants to cause some crying,
The Taunter can't get kills;
So safely he sits in the radio room,
On One he gets his thrills.

His hair is gone, but for, a fringe,
His face is flushed and bloated;
His brow is wet from an alcohol binge,
Even now he's loaded,
As he types his taunts on Channel One,
The enemy is goaded.

Week in, week out, from morn to night,
He jams the air with bellows;
Claims we're all dweebs yet he won't fight,
He's not a friendly fellow,
Annoying as nails on a classroom chalkboard,
I think he's just yellow.

His children coming home from school
Look in at the open door;
They love to watch the typing fool
And love to hear him roar,
As all who listen are offended
By taunts from such a boor.

He goes on Sundays to New Users,
And dogs the brand new boys;
He calls them all a bunch of losers,
He likes to hear his voice,
And when he finally strikes a nerve,
It makes his heart rejoice.

It sounds to him like the Angel's song,
Singing in Paradise!
He wants to make them argue long,
By cunning and by lies;
Laughing hard, he quickly wipes
A tear out of his eyes.

Taunting---Dogging---acting rude,
Onward through life he goes;
Each morning he starts acting crude,
Each evening sees it close;
People insulted, and people offended
Has earned a night's repose.

Thanks, thanks to thee, you silly fool,
For the lesson thou hast taught!
For in this life there is one rule
And this is what I've caught;
They say the larger of ones WOO,
The smaller is his WAA.

Fizzzzzz


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« Last Edit: May 29, 2003, 09:18:13 PM by Shane »
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
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Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

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« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2003, 09:05:27 PM »
Shane, I wrote and posted that on FurballCentral.Com or Airwolves Y-Groups, can't remember which, bout two years ago.  (My first AW handle was fizz.) How did you find it?

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« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2003, 09:15:39 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Airhead
Shane, I wrote and posted that on FurballCentral.Com or Airwolves Y-Groups, can't remember which, bout two years ago.  (My first AW handle was fizz.) How did you find it?


silat found it somewhere i guess....  i just fixed the attributed to...
« Last Edit: May 29, 2003, 09:18:34 PM by Shane »
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
"...vox populi, vox dei..."  ~Alcuin ca. 798
Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

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« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2003, 08:33:26 AM »
Great stuff guys!


:D




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« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2003, 02:32:27 AM »
by Arlo -

Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
And the whine read,
"I'm so bored, people.
I just think I'll cry.
Nobody'll fly the way I want.
Nobody'll even try."
I said, "You look like a skilled, sharp pilot.
I don't why you got to
whine about every little thing
everyone else gonna do."

Whoa, whine, whine.
Everywhere a whine.
Blockin' out the buffer text.
Blowin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the whiii-iiine?

And the whine said,
"Why do people run?
Why don't they fight?"
So I jumped into the conversation and said,
"Hey! What gives you the right
To tell other players how to play,
or to tell them what they should do?
I ain't scared to tell you to your face,
"Man, you're some kind of whiner!"

Whine, whine.
Everywhere a whine.
Blockin' out the buffer text.
Blowin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the whiii-iiine?

Now, hey you, newbie, can't you read?
I've flown this sim since it was beta, you dweeb.
You can't vulch. Don't you HO me.
You ain't supposed to be here.

The whine said, "You can't get kills unless
you ride a girly ride." Uh.

And the sign said, "Everybody welcome.
Come in. Log on and play."
As long as you don't break our TOS
your money's good here, you can fly all day
So I got me a brand new computer
And I signed up for Aces High.
I said, "Thank you, HT, for makin' this sim.
Keep it up, you're doin' fine."

Whine, whine.
Everywhere a whine.
Blockin' out the buffer text.
Blowin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the whiii-iiine?


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Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
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I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
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« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2003, 03:57:37 AM »
gay

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« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2003, 11:20:03 PM »
"Dweeby Got Spit"


I like Spitfires and I cannot lie
You other pilots can't deny
That when you see a Spitfire with an itty-bitty tail
And those big guns in your face
You get lead, wanna run away
But then you think that's gay
There's fire in those wings it's wearing
I'm dead and I can't stop staring
Oh crap, I wanna get out
And all I can do is shout
My squadies tried to warn me
And I though they were corny...
Ooh, you sonsofsqueakes
You say you can kill Spitties
Well, hear me, hear me
'Cause I ain't that average dweeby
I've seen them turnin'
While I was burnin'
So tight, so tight
They win every dogfight
I'm tired of Luftwobbles
Sayin' Doras are the thing
Take the average newbie and ask him that
He gotta have his Spit
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your score dropped from last tour (Hell yeah!)
Get a Spitfire (get a Spit) Get a Spit (Get a Spit!)
and kill those nasty Laggs
Dweeby got Spit

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« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2003, 01:07:32 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Airhead
Monkees In The Fight

Monkees in the fight....exchanging glances
Wondering in the fight...what are the chances
They'd be trading lead...Before the fight was THROUGH...

Monkees flying high...Above the furball
Never turn and fight... They only firewall
Always keep an eye...on other monkeys TOO...

MONKEYS in the fight...They only boom and zoom you...
MONKEYS in the fight...They won't even call 6 you....

Monkeys in the fight...Never stay and fight...

Never ever fight each other...Hit you fast and run for cover...

Ever since that night...The monkees' been together...
LOVERS at first sight....they formed a squad forever....
Just not on AH... They moved to Sims Online.

Scooby scooby doo...



I think you missed your true vocation


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