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Offline Shane

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« Reply #60 on: August 02, 2005, 10:42:02 AM »
with apologies to lewis carrol...

JabberJockey

'Twas swillig, and the pithy rodes
Did gyro and tumble in the glade
All simsy were the borgohodes
And the mod rants outplayed

"Beware the JabberJock, my son!
The pause that bite, the cause that hatch
Beware the Jugug bird, and run
The fruminous Lavochak!"

He took his verbal sword in hand
Long time the foulmouthed foe he sought--
So rested he by the toolshed grand
and stood awhile in thought.

And, as in oafish thought he stood
The JabberJock, with keys of flame
Came whifflling thru the buggy wood
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And you and you
The popup blade went Fricker-Frack!
He left it read, and with its cred
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberjock?
Come to my arm, my modish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas swillig, and the pithy rodes
Did gyro and tumble in the glade
All simsy were the borgohodes
And the mod rants outplayed
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
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Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

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« Reply #61 on: August 02, 2005, 12:34:32 PM »
OH NO!!

SHANE!! LEAVE THE COUNTRY!!

the fun cops are on their way!!! you punted a fun thread!!

NO FUN ALLOWED!

I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.
-Cicero

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Offline Shane

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« Reply #62 on: August 02, 2005, 01:25:32 PM »
uhh, i *added* to it...

nyahhh nyahhh!

:p
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
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Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

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by voldemort
« Reply #63 on: November 02, 2005, 04:41:54 PM »
by voldemort

Entitled "Blue and Me" in honor of the glorious Blue Knights and musical blasphemy toward Lifehouse (sorry Lifehouse guys!)

Blue and Me

Who are the guys and where are their lives
Their clocks just can’t be right
How they keep up and never back down
I don’t know but clearly they’re not too bright

Cause there’s morph and furby and
All of the Blue Knights
With nothing to do
And somethin’ to prove
And it’s Lev and Grmrpr
And all other Blue Knights
And of cheating
To you they will accuse

All of the things you just wanna say
Won’t even come close to settin’ em right
And it doesn’t matter if you’ve got it on film
They’ll whine and ***** bout it all night

Cause there’s morph and furby and
All of the Blue Knights
With nothing to do
And somethin’ to prove
And it’s Lev and Grmrpr
And all other Blue Knights
And of cheating
To you they will accuse

Somethin’ about them now I just can’t quite figure out
Everything about them is pitiful, everything they say they think is right…

Cause there’s morph and furby and
All of the Blue Knights
With nothing to do
And somethin’ to prove
And it’s Lev and Grmrpr
And all other Blue Knights
And of cheating
To you they will accuse
(Repeat Once)

Who are the guys and where are their lives
Their clocks just can’t be right
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
"...vox populi, vox dei..."  ~Alcuin ca. 798
Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

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« Reply #64 on: November 02, 2005, 11:59:15 PM »
I'm surprised this wasn't done before.  Heh

Shane you are very talented Bro.  

Okay with all aside...

My appologies to Steppenwolf "Born to Be Wild'


Scorned and so Mild


Got my head a buzzin
Loggin into MA.
Huntin for Revenge              
and make them play my way.
Rope N Dope, try to trap em
your death is just a waste.
ya lost all yer ord at once?   
and explode a dweeb inplace...      

I like Ho'in it's a Frightening,   
Every Rook a Blunder.
Seachin for a win
another Rook turf wonder.    
Catch another Buff a nappin...
Take the MA, in all its grace
Hispano's will make him bounce
and find a dirt nap place.

Rooks were made to be so mild
Most are with Bishs' Childs.
They Whine, always cry                  
They don't want to die.

Scorned and so Mild
Scorned and so Mild

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BY doobs
« Reply #65 on: November 13, 2005, 08:56:42 PM »
by doobs:


AH Real American Genuis
Real American genuis, lets see what ya got.............


Heres to you Mr Goon driver
When all your squaddies left in cool fast planes
You took necessary but unwanted job
[singer]
(OHHHH YEAH THE UNWANTED JOB)

While all the cool fast planes are recording kills
You just chugging along
[singer]
(YOU JUST CHUGGIN..... NOTHIN COULD BE FINER)

Because you, know that without you, all the cool planes
in the world don't mean s%it.

So heres to you MR Goon driver crack open that tenth
cold crisp Budwiser as you sit parked with your troops
for over an hour.
[singer]
(FOR OVER AN HOUR...CHA CHA CHA)

Because you Sir know as long as you got a good spot by some
shaddy trees watching your squaddies in there cool planes die
one after another and a couple of cases of Bud. Things will be
allright.
[singer]
(THINGS WILL BE ALLRIGHT)

And without you............. Nobody is taking anything.
[singer]
(MR. ACES HIGH GOON DRIVERRRRR)
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
"...vox populi, vox dei..."  ~Alcuin ca. 798
Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

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by Nuke
« Reply #66 on: November 13, 2005, 08:57:53 PM »
by Nuke

Originally by Stone Temple Pilots/ Interstate Lovesong


Flying in a pussed out 38
I don't have the balls to fly, you cried
Shakin like a leaf at 40k, I tell no one I fly up quite so high
I lie

Flying in a 38 and from outerspace, I dive
All the dweebs think I'm super great
But I'm just a sweetheart who lies
All these things, AKAK said to me


http://www.arizonaprogreen.com/intergalacticdweebsong.mp3
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
"...vox populi, vox dei..."  ~Alcuin ca. 798
Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

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Musical Blasphemy #1
« Reply #67 on: November 18, 2005, 02:25:34 PM »
By Voldemort (Golfer)

Blues Traveler song "Run Around" and entitled it Run Aground

http://www.sharpreseller.com/golfer/runaground.mp3


Run Aground
Once upon a late night mission
I spoke up with something in my head
I couldn’t shake the memory
Of a past run and we all ended up dead
Like a lawn dart without air brakes
I could not believe my eyes
When I heard the voices of none of my friends
They’re all compressed and screaming as they die
Yeah screaming as they compress and die
And I’ll die too and say I don’t mind
Cause what will they say when they find
That I am the only one who didn’t crash
Man I’m telling ya they’d have my ass

But you…why you want to fly in the ground
It’s a sure fire way to end up burning
And all you had to do was slow it down

It really shook me and my confidence
About the way they plan missions
But I’ve been there to see them cower above me
With at least 30,000 ft under their wings
It’s a good day when they heroes fight
But I don’t really expect too much
Cause these armchair generals just can’t fight
And they’re barking out their orders all night
Yeah they’re barking out their orders all night
But I want more than orders I want em to lead
But they’ll go places where no one else can see
And bomb the heck out of a radar shed
And even then they’ll usually end up dead

But you…why you want to fly in the ground
It’s a sure fire way to end up burning
And all you had to do was slow it down

Oh I like props
And I like jets
Haven’t met a plane I didn’t like yet
Except for maybe those freakin’ uberfast lalas
I hate em so much cause you just cant shake em
Well I’ll roll right and then I’ll break
But no matter what I just can’t shake
Those damn red nosed birds of gay
I hope I can live to seem em auger and say

But you…why you want to fly in the ground
It’s a sure fire way to end u burning
And all you had to do was slow it down
« Last Edit: November 18, 2005, 02:28:34 PM by Shane »
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
"...vox populi, vox dei..."  ~Alcuin ca. 798
Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

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Musical Blasphemy #6
« Reply #68 on: November 18, 2005, 02:27:57 PM »
by Golfer (Voldemort)

http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/32/I%20Believe%20LTARs%20mp3.mp3

LTARs.

I Believe (LTAR Remix)

Capo 4
Em D C G

Flying blindly into the night and crashing in the sand
Reading all the insults typed on 200 as fast as they can
"M-16 Dweeb", "Ostwind Dork" and "Rainbow flags in the park"
All this abusiveness and it’s all because they’re short.

‘Cause I believe that LTARs cannot fly
I believe all they can do is drive

Pilots are abundant in game and ruthless when they vulch
But this squadron can turn airplanes into cypress mulch
And then we whine to eliminate their freakin’ still up VH
Perks are our incentive and that makes it okay

‘Cause I believe that LTARs cannot fly
I believe all they can do is drive
‘Cause I believe that LTARs cannot fly
I believe all they can do is drive

I’ve been flying knights now for a little over 6 years
I find I like it so much more when the LTARS are over here
But one day when I was swinging in to drop a few of the fuel
I saw Ostwinds and M-16s lighting up at me
And I believed that I could fly on through that flak
But quite soon ping after ping
Claimed the strength of my left wing

‘Cause I believe that LTARs cannot fly
I believe all they can do is drive
I believe I believe I believe that LTARs cannot fly
I believe all they can do is drive

All they can do is drive
All they can do is drive

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Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
"...vox populi, vox dei..."  ~Alcuin ca. 798
Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

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Musical Blasphemy #??
« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2005, 02:30:21 PM »
Golfer (Voldemort)

http://www.sharpreseller.com/golfer/blueandme.mp3

Entitled "Blue and Me" in honor of the glorious Blue Knights and musical blasphemy toward Lifehouse (sorry Lifehouse guys!)

Blue and Me

Who are the guys and where are their lives
Their clocks just can’t be right
How they keep up and never back down
I don’t know but clearly they’re not too bright

Cause there’s morph and furby and
All of the Blue Knights
With nothing to do
And somethin’ to prove
And it’s Lev and Grmrpr
And all other Blue Knights
And of cheating
To you they will accuse

All of the things you just wanna say
Won’t even come close to settin’ em right
And it doesn’t matter if you’ve got it on film
They’ll whine and ***** bout it all night

Cause there’s morph and furby and
All of the Blue Knights
With nothing to do
And somethin’ to prove
And it’s Lev and Grmrpr
And all other Blue Knights
And of cheating
To you they will accuse

Somethin’ about them now I just can’t quite figure out
Everything about them is pitiful, everything they say they think is right…

Cause there’s morph and furby and
All of the Blue Knights
With nothing to do
And somethin’ to prove
And it’s Lev and Grmrpr
And all other Blue Knights
And of cheating
To you they will accuse
(Repeat Once)

Who are the guys and where are their lives
Their clocks just can’t be right
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
"...vox populi, vox dei..."  ~Alcuin ca. 798
Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

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Musical Blasphemy #7
« Reply #70 on: November 18, 2005, 02:32:04 PM »
by Golfer

A parody of George Strait's "Check Yes or No" dedicated to Guns06 and his uncanny ability to vocalize his displeasure with you and your lack of six calls.

http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/32/Check%20Six%20or%20No%20mp3.mp3

Check Six or No?

It started way back in A-H-One
Was chasing down a lala that started to run
Pink dress, matching shoes and my pony on his tail
When all of a sudden up ahead I’m upset at what I see…

Guns06 in his RAF Tiff-ee
Screaming out orders and calling a guys dweebs
“Hey moron, you suck why don’t you go to the Rooks!”
Dunno bout you…but that’s a sin in my book

Lost your S.A? Don’t see the L-A on your six?
Or maybe you do
You’re a real jerk, don’t like anybody on your team
This I know
So this is what’s troubling me…Check six or no

I continue on in hot on his tail
While you keep on the radio continuing to wail
“Dummy this, idiot that” oh good lord
I’ve had enough…can’t stand it anymore

Now the lala’s about 1-K back
You keep *****in to someone else about the ack
Don’t even see whats about to happen to you…
Deep down I know it’s too good to be true

Lost your S.A? Don’t see the L-A on your six?
Or maybe you do
You’re a real jerk, don’t ***** to me when you get shot down
That’s for sure
So this is what’s troubling me…Check six or no
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
"...vox populi, vox dei..."  ~Alcuin ca. 798
Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

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« Reply #71 on: November 27, 2005, 10:40:32 AM »
Golfer

Here is Fightertownville!

http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/32/fightertownville.mp3

Fightertownville

Log in on Sunday
Couldn’t get some play
So I booted the C-P-U

Set up my joystick
Then took a big lick
Of the giant lollypop I bought at the fair…

Wastin’ the night away again in Fighter Town
Shooting and dodging and jinking and getting shot down
When I go down in flames I know there’s someone to blame
Cause I know it’s never my fault

I’ll get in the text box
Or maybe private vox
And let you know you’re the dweeb I think you are

If you say this
I will say that
And you will be wrong because I am 6GUNS

Wastin’ the night away again in Fighter Town
Flyin high way up there above the real fight
If I dive I know I will die and then
It’ll be somebody’s fault

Wastin’ the night away again in Fighter Town
Shooting and dodging and jinking and getting shot down
When I go down in flames I know there’s someone to blame
But I don't know that it's my own damn fault
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
"...vox populi, vox dei..."  ~Alcuin ca. 798
Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

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« Reply #72 on: November 27, 2005, 11:01:50 AM »
Looks like you forgot this one Shane.  Thanks for punting the thread I'll try to add to the list as they come out.


Coding Time

To the tune of Semisonic's "Closing Time"

Coding Time

Coding Time – Time for Hitech to go out and try please everyone in the world
Coding Time – Turning all the lights off and forgoing all his life with girls
Coding Time – Made a call for alcohol so Skuzzy better get his bellybutton here
Coding Time – I hope he didn’t go home because he’s bringing him his beer

You don’t need to spell to make a code
You don’t need to spell to make a code
You don’t need to spell to make a code
You don’t need to spell to make a code

Coding Time – Time for him to backup all the artwork that Superfly has done
Coding Time – The back room won’t be open until Rosie and the pizza get here
What was that racket, Wasn’t near the exit I think Skuzzy tripped the cord again
Coding Time – Aces High took off when Air Warrior met its end

You don’t need to spell to make a code
You don’t need to spell to make a code
You don’t need to spell to make a code
To make a code…

Coding Time – Time for Natedog to show his art making face in here

You don’t need to spell to make a code
You don’t need to spell to make a code
You don’t need to spell to make a code
To make a code…

Coding Time – Aces High took off when Air Warrior met its end

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« Reply #73 on: January 15, 2006, 09:47:04 PM »
In the ghetto

As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Toledo mornin’
A poor little baby Dweeb is born
In the ghetto
And his mama cries
’cause if there’s one thing that she don’t need
It’s another Vulchin Dweeb to feed
In the ghetto

People, don’t you understand
The Dweeb needs a helping hand
Or he’ll grow to be an angry young Dweeb some day
Take a look at you and me,
Are we too blind to see,
Do we simply turn our heads
And look the other way

Well the world turns
And a hungry little Dweeb with a runny nose
Plays in the MA as the cold wind blows
In the ghetto

And his hunger burns
So he starts to roam the MA at night
And he learns how to kill steal
And he learns how to fight
In the ghetto

Then one night in desperation
A young man breaks away
He drives a Tiger, finds a spawn camp,
They pork his turret, and he don’t get far
And his mama cries

As the heavies gathers ’round an angry young Dweeb
AWMac’s down with a dead gun in his hand
In the ghetto

As her young man dies,
On a cold and gray Toledo mornin’,
Another little baby Dweeb is born
In the ghetto


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« Reply #74 on: April 28, 2007, 07:52:34 PM »
My sincere apologies to The Who for the butcherjob, and teh Skuzz for the punt, and my sincere thanks to Miller and the Jim Beam distilleries.

The Furball Wizard- an ode to Leviathn

Ever since I was a young boy
I've loved a big furball
From RR on to Fightertown
I must have pwnd them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
in any sims at all
That short, nerdy, mute kid
Sure pwns a mean furball

He sits like a statue
Doesn't talk on any vox
can barely reach the keys
sitting on a box
He plays by intuition
The enemy icons fall
That short, nerdy, mute kid
Sure pwns a mean furball

He's a furball wizard
There's got to be a hack
A furball wizard
And so's that guy called nath

How do you think he does it?
(He even HOs)
even AIs not that good

His squad is a distraction
Screaming drunk and no 6 calls
Don't see how he does it
his hands are really small
Always steals my kills
Never dies at all
That short, nerdy, mute kid
Sure pwns a mean furball

I thought I was
the no skill HOtard king
but I just lost 5 more HOs
all of them to him.

Even in my usual ride
He can beat my best
His fanbois lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got tiny carnie fingers
Never seen him stall
That short, nerdy, mute kid
Sure pwns a mean furball
mook
++Blue Knights++

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