AH song adaptions/parodys

[Dead Man Flying]

[Odee]

 

Originally posted by -dead-
Adapted from the Teletubbies Theme Song

Over the hills and far away,
Dweebytubbies come to play.
Time for Dweebytubbies,
Time for Dweebytubbies,
Time for Dweebytubbies
N1ksywiksy. "N1ksywiksy!"
Spitsy. "Spitsy!"
Lala. "Lala!"
HO. "HO!"
Dweebytubbies. "Dweebytubbies!"
Say, Heeeeee-lo! "Eh-HO!"
N1ksywiksy, Spitsy. Lala. HO.
Dweebytubbies. "Dweebytubbies!
Say Heeeeeee ......... "Uh-oh!"
Where have the Dweebytubbies gone?
Where have the Dweebytubbies gone?

OMG that's funny right there!

[Shane]

By BnZ

Man of Constant Sorrow - Soggy Bottom Boys

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With appologies to...well, EVERYONE, and Bluegrass fans in particular.

Man of Constant Dweebery

I am the man of constant dweebery
I get pwned all the day, fluffluff'ng lame!
I bid farewell to "Mindless FSP3"(tm)
To play this stupid airplane game!

For six long tours I've been augerin',
No kills at TankTown have I bagged.
I sqeak and whine so much on range,
All the Bishops want me fragged.

Farewell oh el cheapo flight stick,
I done been shot down again.
I busted up my X52 with a brick,
Killed by ack from the %@#$%! train!

Y'all can shove this game y'all know where,
No more fifteen bucks shall I owe.
Skuzzy wiped  a mournful tear,
Said "Don't let the door hit ya when ya go!"

[Shane]

Blame it on a) it's friday and b) rebecca black... plus a whole new generation of newbies who might not have seen this thread.

By Shane to Rebecca Black's "Friday"

Oo-HOo-HOo, HOo wah, wah
Wah, Wah
Wah-ah-ah
Wah-ah-ah
Wah-ah-ah
Wah-ah-ah
Wah, Wah, Wah

[Verse 1]

7am, taking off in the morning
Gotta be first, gotta go up there
Gotta have my horde, gotta have aerial
Seein’ everything, the base is glowin’
Flickin’ on and on, everybody’s bum rushin’
Gotta get down to the goon stop`
Gotta catch that wuss, I see no friends (no friends)

Stickin’ in the front view
Sittin’ in the hot seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which dweeb can I take?

It’s Fly-day, Fly-day
Gotta get Hoin' on Fly-day
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the squeakmen, meekmen
Fly-day, Fly-day
Gettin’ down on Fly-day
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the squeak end
Startin’ in, startin’ in (aah)
Startin’ in, startin’ in (aah)
Run, run, run, run
Lookin’ forward to the weak end

[Verse 2]

7:45, I'm divin’ the aces high way
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to die
Run, run, think about run
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
Your friend is in my sight
I got this, you got this
Now you blow it

Stickin’ in the front view
Sittin’ in the hot seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which dweeb can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Fly-day, Fly-day
Gotta get Hoin' on Fly-day
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the squeakmen, meekmen
Fly-day, Fly-day
Gettin’ down on Fly-day
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the squeak end
Startin’ in, startin’ in (aah)
Startin’ in, startin’ in (aah)
Run, run, run, run
Lookin’ forward to the weak end

[Bridge]

Yesterday was your day, your day
Today is my day, my day (Startin’ in)
Whee-whee-whee, so excited
Whee so excited
Whee, gonna save a base today

Tomorrow is scatter day
And run day comes after...wards
I don’t want this squeekin' to end

[Rap Verse]

RTB, Ready your Flack
So chillin’ in the front view (In the front view)
In the hot  seat (In the hot seat)
I’m divin’, cruisin’ (aah, aah)
Fast planes, twitchin’ planes
Wit’ no dar up on my side (Boo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a goon bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my trim, it’s Fly-day, it’s a weekend
I gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Fly-day, Fly-day
Gotta get Hoin' on Fly-day
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the squeakmen, meekmen
Fly-day, Fly-day
Gettin’ down on Fly-day
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the squeak end

Startin’ in, startin’ in (aah)
Startin’ in, startin’ in (aah)
Run, run, run, run
Lookin’ forward to the weak end

It’s Fly-day, Fly-day
Gotta get Hoin' on Fly-day
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the squeakmen, meekmen
Fly-day, Fly-day
Gettin’ down on Fly-day
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the squeak end

[mechanic]

much needed update

[Shane]

stumbled across this forgotten one...

not set to any particular tune that I can recall.

it was in this thread, page 2:   http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,99103.0.html

"VoD" = Venue of Dolts.
by Shane

AoD in the VoD
PO'd cuz they can't see
beta test, whine the post
Homey T is the host
CPU AMD FPS ugly tree
FolkeWulf , Pony, 09G
tweak the code, T's the best
give the whinage a little rest
monday come tuesday go
shoot the drone watch it blow
rev the engine look for torque
for strat weenies much to pork

AoD in the VoD
PO'd cuz they can't see
online play it doesn't work
whine about the latest perk
download run framerate freeze
monster 'puter holy jeez
graphic glitches beta test
c'mon *****es let it rest
multi threads skuzzy sticky
max the code still so picky
BBS post your specs
auger down  your flaming wrecks

AoD in the VoD
PO'd cuz they can't see
the forrest for the ugly tree
now whine about the ToD

[Shane]

And our latest talent...

USAFCAPcTSgt - whatever his in-game handle may be....

What can you fly the best
And fight against the rest
How do you earn all the shiny medals too
To be a part of the Few
Make your girl love you more
Dance with her on the shore
Have a brew with the lads
Becoming brand new dads
Making your country proud
With gusto and being loud


In the Spitfire
Yes, you can strike deadly fear
In the Spitfire
Yes, you can make enemies tear
In the Spitfire
Get airborne, lazies, fight Rookzies
In the Spitfire, in the Spitfire
Rookzies are dieing by the bunch
In the Spitfire
Don't wait til after your lunch
In the Spitfire
Get airborne with your steel punch
In the Spitfire
Let them feel your aerial crunch
In the Spitfire, in the Spitfire, in the Spitfire (in the Spitfire)

Rooks fear you, they are dire
Bishland wants you to fly Spitfire

Take the fight to Knights
Keep'em in your sights
Shoot them full of holes
Hear them wail all their woes
You don't need no stinking Pony, man
Spitfires rule the land
Get in the air today
And make them Knights fear to play
Spitfires are here to stay
Even a pink Spitfire
For all ladies to fly with ire

In the Spitfire
Yes, you can strike deadly fear
In the Spitfire
Yes, you can make enemies tear
In the Spitfire
Get airborne, lazies, fight Rookzies
In the Spitfire, in the Spitfire
Rookzies are dieing by the bunch
In the Spitfire
Don't wait til after your lunch
In the Spitfire
Get airborne with your steel punch
In the Spitfire
Let them feel your aerial crunch
In the Spitfire, in the Spitfire, in the Spitfire (in the Spitfire)

Rooks fear you, they are dire
Bishland wants you to fly Spitfire

Newbie!

Knights fear you, they are dire
Bishland wants you to fly Spitfire

I signed up to fly Lightnings
Let's debate
I was told Spitfires make you enemy bait

All fear you
Bish wants you to fly Spitfire

Fly Lancaster
Avoid that sure fire Spitfire disaster

All fear you

[Shane]

And because it's been all over the airwaves... and is quite catchy... and topical  

Apologies to Maroon 5  - One More Night

One More Fight

Mid and Shi blowhard at each other like they're going to war
Mid and Shi Ho bluff, they throwing wings and blamin' the bore
Mid and Shi get so ram dysfunctional there's no point to score
Mid and Shi talk chit, yah Shi knows that he can't squelch Mid no more

But Middy, there you go again, forum troll poo
Yeah, Shi stopped losing his head, using his lead, let acm flow
Got stuck on the spitty, on the spitty, spitty splat too
And now shadey-shame, shadey-shame crawling back to bruv
So Shi cross controls and Shi hopes Who dies, that Shi will only play with
Who one more fight.
And Mid knows he died a million flights
But Shi will only play with Who one more fight.

Trying like hell to Ho, but Shi keeps on giving you less
Flying like hell you flop, but your spitstick starts to feel like a dress
Skhi'd be smacking up in the forum probably baiting Mid's self
And Middy waking up, feeling pwnified and muted as well.

But Middy, there you go again, forum troll poo
Yeah, Shi stopped losing his head, using his lead, let acm flow
Got stuck on the spitty, on the spitty, spitty splat too
And now shadey-shame, shadey-shame crawling back to bruv
So Shi cross controls and Shi hopes Who dies, that Shi will only play with
Who one more fight.
And Mid knows he died a million flights
But Shi will only play with Who one more fight.

Yeah Middy give Ho one more fight
Yeah Middy give Ho one more fight
Yeah Middy give Ho one more fight

But Middy, there you go again, forum troll poo
Yeah, Shi stopped losing his head, using his lead, let acm flow
Got stuck on the spitty, on the spitty, spitty splat too
blah, blah, blah, blah

[Shane]

And this one was just begging to be re-adapted...  

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,74527.msg707597.html#msg707597

Little Niki - Prince

Little Middy

I knew a dweeb named Middy, I guess you could say he was a HO fiend
I met him over Trinity spraying from a loaded magazine
He said, "How'd you like to HO one time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Middy lined

He couldn't fly his way out of an air castle, straight-line in the sky
He was such a newbie lemming, not a clue he could find to buy
He said, "Turn your plane on the plotted line"
His guns reached out and I knew it was the time

Ohhh, Middy!

At 1k out I started leading, or maybe it was an immelmann
I can't tell you what it did for me, but his plane will never touch down to land
His HOness can't kick my behind, oh, he'll moan and start to whine
But he'll sure enough, sure enough, HO again next time

Dweeby Middy, ohhhh!

He ended up in tower, his plane wasn't there
He looked all over, all he found was a note on an empty chair
It said, "Thank you 4 an easy time
Call me up whenever you wanna die"

Yeah, Middy, ohhh!
Oh, come back Middy, come back!
Ho dweeb gonna be wasting your time, time, time....

[wpeters]

I need of a update please?