With all of the AH related songs that have been written lately, HiTech himself became inspired and decided to take a shot at it. I can’t tell you how I came across this, but clearly it’s HiTech’s work.
“I RITE THE COADS”
by HiTech (Sung to Berry Manelo’s “I RITE THE SONGS”)
I've ben a-live for-ev-er,
and I rote the var-y furst coad.
I put the wuns and the zeros to-geth-er,
I’m coad-munkey, and I rite the coads.
I rite the coads__that make the HO dweebs sting.
I rite the coads__of buffs and Kurt Tank’s wings.
I rite the coads_ that mayk the spit gurls fly.
I rite the coads,__I rite the coads.
“Mye 190’s got a porked front veiw,”
“and your 109’s have got no soul.”
Now, wen I listen two these Luftwhiner cries
I think these complaynts are gitting vary old.
I rite the coads__that make the HO dweebs sting.
I rite the coads__of buffs and Kurt Tank’s wings.
I rite the coads_ that mayk the spit gurls cry.
I rite the coads,__I rite the coads.
Oh, my coads make El-Gays dance__and give slow Stangs no chance,
And I wrote some Yaw 'n' Roll___so you__ can move.
Mustangs fil your hart,__ well, I fixed the El-Gays to rip-em-apart.
Bytes frum me, hits for you, bytes frum you, hits on me,
it's a wirld of fried Sim-Ponies.
I rite the coads__that make the HO dweebs sting.
I rite the coads__of buffs and Kurt Tank’s wings.
I rite the coads_ that mayk the spit gurls fly.
I rite the coads,__I rite the coads.
I’m coad-munkey, and I rite the coads.
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