<A lone trumpet plays Taps in the distance>
<discod does a neagtive G inverted dive roll over the spot where Sniper is rumored to have been KIA>
<21 Musketeers line up in tanks, take aim, and fire a 21 gun salute to their lost comrade>
[20 Days Later...Somewhere deep in Kight Territory]
<We hear what sounds like a hammer banging...then a $#@!. A few moments later we hear the sound of power tools>
<Then suddenly we hear an engine firing up...yes look over there towards that barn! It's a....no! I couldn't be! It is! Sn1p3r!!!>
<The barn doors open and out taxis a big blue Hog. Only this is no ordinary Hog, it seems to have been retro-fitted with not one, not four, but six 30mm cannons!!! The nose is painted with the statement "Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out!!!">
<In the cockpit we can just barely make out the figure of the pilot and he appears to have a hiddeous grin on his face...A grin of vengence!>
[Will he make it out of Knit-land? Will he rescue the French maiden from the evil lord Mitsu?
....Tune in next time to find out!