Pierre takes Marie out for dinner along the seine river. After dinner they sit by the river. Marie says "Pierre, will you kiss me?" So he splashes red wine on her lips. She says "why did you do that?" He says " I am Pierre,the great french fighter pilot,when I eat the red meat, I drink the red wine". And he kisses her. She then says " Pierre, will you kiss me a little lower?". So he splashes white wine on hers breasts. She says"why did you do that?". He says " I am Pierre, the great french fighter pilot, when I eat the white meat , I drink the white wine". And he kisses her breasts. She then says "Pierre, will you kiss me even lower?". So he splashes cognac between her legs and lights her on fire. She jumps in the river and puts herself out. She says "why did you do that?!". He says " I am Pierre, the great french fighter pilot, when I go down, I go down in flames!".
