Author Topic: Britain to become 51st State (Read 1051 times)

Sandman · « **on:** January 30, 2003, 03:34:27 PM »

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/britannia.html

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U.S. diplomatic sources, meanwhile, said inclusion was not a certainty, and explained that the British must make concessions before being granted statehood. Among them:
a) Drop the phony accents.
b) Rename all airports after Ronald Reagan.
c) Disband the Royal Family, "not because America doesn't recognize nobility, but because they're a bunch of nutters."

bounder · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2003, 03:58:36 PM »

Old news sandman, that already happened in 1985

crowMAW · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2003, 04:33:06 PM »

Wait...what happened to the plan to invade Canada? Shouldn't we annex our contiguous neighbor to the north before trying to integrate a society of people who drink warm beer? Let's get our priorities straight! At least Canadians know how to play football and baseball correctly and haven't changed the names to rugby and cricket!

Maverick · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2003, 04:35:11 PM »

We sure as hell don't want to make Britain a state!!! Think of the impact on the sheep industry. Think of the impact on the dental industry!!!!:eek:

-dead- · « **Reply #4 on:** January 31, 2003, 12:33:35 AM »

It's a state? I thought it was just a US aircraft carrier

bounder · « **Reply #5 on:** January 31, 2003, 03:26:18 AM »

I think -dead- is closer to the mark actually.

Aircraft carrier and soon-to-be radar station (Fylingdales)

Dowding · « **Reply #6 on:** January 31, 2003, 03:31:56 AM »

heh Bounder. Blair sneaked that one under the radar, didn't he? (pun intended)

bounder · « **Reply #7 on:** January 31, 2003, 03:41:07 AM »

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Originally posted by crowMAW
Wait...what happened to the plan to invade Canada? Shouldn't we annex our contiguous neighbor to the north before trying to integrate a society of people who drink warm beer? Let's get our priorities straight! At least Canadians know how to play football and baseball correctly and haven't changed the names to rugby and cricket!

Lol crow. Of course cricket was invented before America was discovered by Columbus, and Rugby predates the declaration of independence by some 30 years, so you're wrong on bith counts!;)

Being divided by a common language means that the same word means two different things:

In the US beer means - insipid low alcohol bevereage, highly carbonated and chilled to -4 deg c to lessen the chance of any taste seeping through.

In England at least, beer means rich, tasty living brew, straight from the cask, with a complex flavour and a long finish, and an alcohol content that would make any 'Bud' drinker fall flat on his face after 5 pints.

We used to have great fun when we discovered many americans and europeans take cider to be non-alcoholic.

"You don't want anything too strong? Try some local cider, very nice" (9% abv and full of heavy metals!)

Ripsnort · « **Reply #8 on:** January 31, 2003, 08:20:54 AM »

We know wherever the British went the indenginous people would suffer greatly. They would become 'slaves' or endentured servants or 'slave labour'. The British would strip the land of its wealth and resources. The British would transplant WHITE CHRISTIAN British citizens to these 'new' lands, giving land away that did not even belong to them. They would let the the British colonists rule and use the land to make profits and to benefit BRITAIN only. It would be the monarchy and the aristocracy and the priviledge that would benifit from this raping of other nations. Never has the world seen such a truly evil empire that was so large and so damaging. The world continues to suffer at the legacy of British Imperialism and will do so for another century. Where is the U.N. and the world court to administer justice and see to it that Britain pays for its crimes against humanity? When will the millions of people that suffered at the hands of the British government, British business, and the British military receive justice? Its time for the US to annex the UK.

lazs2 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 31, 2003, 08:29:05 AM »

drinking beer or worrying about beer is insipid.
lazs

hawk220 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 31, 2003, 08:50:17 AM »

one word, Bounder: Microbrews

yes, the average American drinks his Bud or whatever trailer park beer by the case and yes, it is simply chilled goat piss.. Come to the Pacific NorthWest..Oregon or Northern Cal and you will find a billion handmade beers that easily rival the best of Germany or England.. (well..maybe not Guiness)

Wlfgng · « **Reply #11 on:** January 31, 2003, 08:59:37 AM »

which isn't made in either of the above listed countries

but is still Nectar of the gods.

Dowding · « **Reply #12 on:** January 31, 2003, 09:25:43 AM »

lol where did you cut and paste that from, Ripsnort?

http://www.America-is-whiter-than-white.org, perhaps?

The Bin Laden-esque overtones are deliciously ironic.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #13 on:** January 31, 2003, 09:39:12 AM »

Vampires hate their reflections too, Dowding.

Cherlie · « **Reply #14 on:** January 31, 2003, 10:04:07 AM »

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We know wherever the British went the indenginous people would suffer greatly. They would become 'slaves' or endentured servants or 'slave labour'. The British would strip the land of its wealth and resources. The British would transplant WHITE CHRISTIAN British citizens to these 'new' lands, giving land away that did not even belong to them. They would let the the British colonists rule and use the land to make profits and to benefit BRITAIN only. It would be the monarchy and the aristocracy and the priviledge that would benifit from this raping of other nations. Never has the world seen such a truly evil empire that was so large and so damaging. The world continues to suffer at the legacy of British Imperialism and will do so for another century. Where is the U.N. and the world court to administer justice and see to it that Britain pays for its crimes against humanity? When will the millions of people that suffered at the hands of the British government, British business, and the British military receive justice? Its time for the US to annex the UK.

Fasicnating.................. .