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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2003, 11:04:50 PM »
Check this out. ;)

  Beer and Cats
The price of Freedom is the willingness to do sudden battle, anywhere, any time and with utter recklessness...

...at home, or abroad.

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« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2003, 05:54:07 AM »
My cats.

1. the younger his name is Filou Fidibusta von Suratami (short: Maenchen)



2. The older, his name is Louie (short: dicker)



3. My best gay friends together :)

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Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat Priceless!
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2003, 01:02:16 PM »
Got this email today, I don't know who this happened to. But I had to
share.
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has
cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the
groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when
all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off
(because it gets matted or snarled).

When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all  tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was  quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it  was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems  her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her.  (see PHOTOS) She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."
 Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
 Cat car carrier $32.99
 Grooming fee $80.00
 Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat Priceless!

Offline Lizard3

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« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2003, 01:04:08 PM »
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Offline Mother

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mmmmmmmm
« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2003, 01:28:00 PM »
They are all just making me so....


HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!

cat ka bobs
cat-tat tooie
BBQ cat ribs
cat stew
cat burgers
catloaf
cat fried rice
I could go on and on...might just be that its lunchtime...or that one already de-furred cat....
country fried cat with mashed potatoes and gravy...

I gotta go get lunch
Mothr

Offline krazyhorse

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« Reply #35 on: February 13, 2003, 02:40:44 PM »
ROFLMFAO:eek: omg  i would be pissed if i was that cat, supprised it aint spoiled all of her furniture too dmn funny
« Last Edit: February 13, 2003, 08:43:23 PM by krazyhorse »

Offline Moloch

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« Reply #36 on: February 13, 2003, 02:49:28 PM »
frog and pumkin

Frog likes to lay between my throttle and stick.. usually as i enter a fight..

Offline Innominate

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« Reply #37 on: February 13, 2003, 03:35:26 PM »
Do not click this link if you are opposed to senseless movie violence.

Those of you who've seen the Boondock Saints will know whats going on, those of you who havn't,  should.

Offline Jebo44

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« Reply #38 on: February 13, 2003, 07:14:40 PM »
Time to get a dog...

Offline DrDea/Kvorkian

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« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2003, 03:08:17 AM »
This pieca fluff has no time to disturb...hes taking a nap you see.he just F#%@ed up 4 Main Coon's  :)

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« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2003, 02:18:12 PM »
I am horrified that so many seemingly normal AH players are cat lovers.  You must all be Bish and Knight.  I hope no self respecting Rook would admit to owning a cat.

The worst my dog would ever do is put his chin on my lap and wait for me to take him out.

Mothr,

You forgot flip-cats.  You know, those are the road kill cats that look like (and taste like) pancakes.