Author Topic: The Marital Plan (Read 317 times)

Toad · « **on:** February 23, 2003, 09:57:36 AM »

For those of you in dispair or prolonged agony over politics, religion or even AH, may I suggest The Marital Plan?

Simply get yourself a mate and the benefits will be immediately obvious.

For those of you in desperate need of getting lai.... uh, having an intimate relationship, that problem will be solved.

For those of you that simply have too much time on your hands, that problem will be solved as well. "honnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee.. quit playing with that computer and go do ______________________"

You're welcome!

lazs2 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2003, 10:07:53 AM »

well... I have spent about equal time being married and not. Overall... I think I get laid more when I'm not married. Certainly there are dry spells but overall...
lazs

Mark Luper · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2003, 12:06:54 PM »

Marital plan is good, been married for 36 years to the same great lady, I reccomend it. Mine also doesn't seem to mind me spending time on the puter much either though I will admit to getting some "looks" when I spend all day on it

. As far as getting laid is concerned...well, I won't go there...

beet1e · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2003, 02:40:18 PM »

Hehe - I agree with Lazs. But... I have never said marriage is bad. I've always said if you have a good thing going, hang on to it with both hands.

Marriage is like Windows Me is to Aces High. For some, it works - but it depends on many other factors.

And now...Tomato has cooked me a nice veal dinner. Must dash - Toodle-Pip!

lazs2 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 24, 2003, 08:42:29 AM »

people should get married in order to have children. Never have more than one child per wife tho as it makes them more possesive (the wives that is).
lazs

Monk · « **Reply #5 on:** February 24, 2003, 08:59:48 AM »

Except, when you are married to a German;)
JK.....been married for 16 years.

midnight Target · « **Reply #6 on:** February 24, 2003, 09:09:37 AM »

Marriage didn't hurt the libido of the former Mrs. Tahgut.

Just ask anybody.

gofaster · « **Reply #7 on:** February 24, 2003, 01:22:59 PM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
well... I have spent about equal time being married and not. Overall... I think I get laid more when I'm not married. Certainly there are dry spells but overall...
lazs

That's been my experience, too. After the wedding, sex isn't for recreation any more, and that sort of takes the fun out of it. No toys allowed, either.

Married Man's To-Do List:

1) take out the trash.
2) fix the squeaking door hinge.
3) paint the bathroom.
4) make a baby.
5) pick up groceries on the way home.
6) watch "Lifetime Television for Women" when the race is on rain-delay.
7) buy new furniture.

There's more, but I have other things to do besides play on a computer.

Toad · « **Reply #8 on:** February 24, 2003, 02:45:17 PM »

MT, that's one of your better lines.

You just need a drumroll in the middle.